spoonwizardd:

wizard cackling maniacally and scrawling a horrible curse in an ancient tome bound in human skin but they’re using a glitter gel pen with a feather

killerqueenofficial:

I’m so extremely serious when I say doctors should be put through an extremely extensive reliscensing process every 10 years. Doctors should have their knowledge scrutinized against current medical research and be de-barred at even the tiniest discrepancy. Too many old doctors absolutely refuse to stay up to date on research and dismiss patients because of their personal experiences. Too many people die every year because doctors don’t take us seriously and refuse to listen to people who KNOW something is wrong. Too many people are told their problems are nothing and come back in a year or more with serious illnesses and doctors are just like “lol everyone makes mistakes” but doctors mistakes routinely cost people their lives! I’m tired of medical malpractice being swept away under the guise of “mistakes were made.”

onlinebeast:

What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

beardedmrbean:

xxtc-96xx:

memewhore:

The bird that Australia declared war against and lost to XD

“emmanuel, dont choose violence today”

sew-birb:

guerrillatech:

My friend takes this one step further and refers completely accurately to his girlfriend Danielle as “My partner, Dan”

its not appropriation, its normalization

xxtc-96xx:

it took me a bit to figure out what you were referring to lol the first baby Huey thing I did after he was born

“yeah but I dunno how to make myself go there, maybe it might never happen again!” and off he goes to the distortion world

yardsards:

starry-river-serval:

gravity-falls-conspiracies:

“The Pyramid Guy from the opening credits literally has no significance to the show and never will. He’s just a generic image made to look mythological or spooky like most things in the intro.”

same energy

that-catholic-shinobi:

You’re in his living room distracting him with champagne and a low cut dress, I’m in his high tech vault stealing his diamonds. We are not the same.

But we are on the same team, and the payout is gonna be great for us

glyphkitq:

here’s a silly little prank to pull on your brother 🥰