Silver Tongue
thebaconsandwichofregret:
“ cats-and-cacti:
“i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance
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Everyone in the comments talking about how a woman is born with all her eggs and has them her whole life but a sperm cell is only made maybe a couple of days before...

thebaconsandwichofregret:

cats-and-cacti:

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

Everyone in the comments talking about how a woman is born with all her eggs and has them her whole life but a sperm cell is only made maybe a couple of days before conception and now all I can think of is that one really weird week, right before Edward and Bella get married, where Jacob is freaking out because he finds Edward smoking hot out of nowhere and that’s why he was being weird at the wedding.

dabblingindissent:

kropotkhristian:

Particularly if you live in Texas, please vote, just for the schadenfreude. Can you even imagine if Texas goes blue. Can you even imagine Ted Cruz losing. I’m getting giddy just thinking about the conservative meltdown. There is literally zero path to the Presidency for Republicans that doesn’t include Texas. If they have to sweat bullets for the next forever thinking that Texas might be a left-leaning state… guys, this just sounds like a fun time.

Vote for Beto for the schadenfreude.

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captcreate:
“ everythingfox:
“Pumpkin gives birth to fox
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Science has gone too far.
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captcreate:

everythingfox:

Pumpkin gives birth to fox

Science has gone too far.

cassandraooc:

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Day 19 monsters

In this case, monster parents! :D yay lusus!

doritofalls:

petition to sue toberth fox for making me cry like that

noodlesoda:

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This is all I have to say

itssighnoon:

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Basically all of us rn