heyduckoroonios:

ankkaneito:

ankkalinna:

ankkalinna:

Shoutout for whoever is responsible for this 60′s translation and went ‘no three feet (90cm) tall ducks sounds wrong’

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‘let’s make them 70 cm (2 feet 3 inches) instead’

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However no shoutouts for the German translator who insists Scrooge is 162 cm (5 feet 32532 inches)  tall.

HE WOULD BE TALLER THAN ME AND I’M HORRIFIED

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Yes, good, lovely, a little big but lovely

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yes, good, wonderful, perfect, i love, the perfect height for pats

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eeEEUUAAHHHHHHH NO WhAT THE F UCK PLEASE GOD NO

moonpaw:
“moonpaw:
“VASKA
” ”
rickrollingtroll:
“The meme was getting thrown at me so I had to murder everyone.
”

rickrollingtroll:

The meme was getting thrown at me so I had to murder everyone.

cumgremlin:
“ moderndaygamer:
“ warlocksmith:
“ leviathan-supersystem:
“ deadjosey:
“ thenimbus:
“ asexualmew:
“ Just in case anyone else was curious.
”
This is kind of horrifying
”
holy shit
”
fucking destroyed
”
looks like we have a new king
”
get...

cumgremlin:

moderndaygamer:

warlocksmith:

leviathan-supersystem:

deadjosey:

thenimbus:

asexualmew:

Just in case anyone else was curious.

This is kind of horrifying

holy shit

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fucking destroyed

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looks like we have a new king

get a load of this

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sopsketch:

OKAY SO

i really like hemospectrum flip things, especially Hemostuck were the entire social order is switched; but Kanaya always seems to be stuck in the middle

so one day i was like WHAT IF

YOU TOOK THE HEMOSPECTRUM AND JUST

FLIPPED IT ON ITS SIDE

AND TOOK JADE BLOOD AND JUST

PULLED IT UP

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like so

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Eridan is at the same level as Aradia here

Feferi is the once-a-generation, lowest-of-the-low mutant; Karkat is the much rarer, only-happened-like-a-handful-of-times-in-history mutant (his blood color is taken as an omen of immense change coming)

because of reasons, Jade bloods are in control (runnin around in the sun and junk)

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Kanaya is the Heir Apparent, caretaker of the Mother Grub, head of the Jade Court in the Palace of the Sun (or something like that)

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her weapon is a double sided chainsaw staff

she still loves fashion; here, her personal tastes dictate the taste of the court, and by extension influence the current generation

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HOLY FUCK THIS IS FUN

i’m gonna draw more of her dresses, and then the other trolls :D

Can we see her imperious dolorosa?

furbearingbrick:

killuangel:

“it’s like freud always said,” says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily

#do NOT say the name of this foul creature out loud in my house

spookwarfare:
“Holy shit dudes
”

spookwarfare:

Holy shit dudes

lillersdabomb:

john-dadams:

they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation

Ben Franklin is the zodiac killer

adurot:
“adurot:
“adurot:
“Three Dads and a Baby.
”
Five dads and a baby.
”
Some Monster came along and beat up his entire family in front of him on Christmas!
”

adurot:

adurot:

adurot:

Three Dads and a Baby.

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Five dads and a baby.

Some Monster came along and beat up his entire family in front of him on Christmas!

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tastefullyoffensive:
“by Berkeley Mews
”