cockyhorror:

httpdemonics:

cockyhorror:

paper-mario-wiki:

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life

don ’ t worry ! there will come a time when it ’ s not :)

Thanks! Even worse :)

@chess-and-snickers

politicalsci:

zaaxch:

I remember in 4th grade the Principal called me in to her office and was like, “If it were up to me, I wouldn’t even call you in here, but their parents are upset. Zach, you can’t go around calling everyone a loser.”

multiplegenredisorder:

wildcardarcana:

stolenswingset:

donoteattheyellowsnow:

1999 - The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world

The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only could they not actually happen, the idea of them was funny. So every time a Simpsons prediction comes true, the Simpsons wasn’t really trying to predict the future, they were making a cynical joke because they thought the real future would be better than it actually is. We’re living in the timeline where all the Simpsons’ worst assumptions about the world were 100% right.

The Darkest Timeline

kyutie-allurie:

jamesbousema:

The Misers

Loved “The Year Without A Santa Claus” when I was a kid and, over the years, it’s become my personal favorite of the Rankin Bass Christmas specials.
But, I’ll admit…
…it’s primarily because of these guys.
Now let their song get stuck in your head until it drives you to madness.

Hope everybody enjoys the rest of the holiday season and have a very Merry Christmas!

@first-class-fox

grandpabats:

Couldn’t go a year without drawing these asshats.

“They’re nasty little boys, both of them!”

bloodsbane:

Someone in the stream upgraded their gift request to a full-blown commission! Thanks so much~

[Commission Info]

anonymousalchemist:

furze:

im relistening here there be gerblins rn and griffin says that lup’s skeleton doesnt have any clothes on except for the robe so like. what happened there. did lup get stabbed and thought “well if im gonna die here anyway im gonna die looking my very best, which is w my tiddies OUT”

GAUNTLET: STOLEN 

TIDDIES: OUT 

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM MY PHYSICAL FORM

hallsofvalhalla:

y'all haven’t seen the DEVIL until you’re working retail in december & you tell a soccer mom to “have a great day” & her head swivels around & she locks eyes with you and hisses, “merry. christmas.” like tf linda!! I’m not trying to fight you!!! I’m not part of the War stop trying to draft me!!!