shiphitsthefan:

confide–nemini:

dark-haired-hamlet:

Some carolers yesterday were singing “deck the halls” at church and changed “don we now our gay apparel” to “our plaid apparel”

…y'all that’s not any less gay.

imagine being this homophobic

How are homophobes so good at trolling themselves into making something even more gay?

bitbats:

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merry crit miss

hrovitnir:

rokirovka:

theminism:

raveger:

enrique262:

captain-price-official:

marcommarco:

inzertbreaks:

tomroughneck:

Meanwhile in Russia

annyi.

gente decisa

The bigger vehicle has right of way.

Russians cannot into chill.

This is what I call a satisfying video

@rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying

@theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you

speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way?

speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting.

speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first.

speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course.

speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there

speaker 2: What the heck

speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow

speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing!

speaker 3: Don’t take pictures!

speaker 2: I’m filming!

speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away!

speaker 2: Guys, calm down!

[the reckoning arrives]

speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly]

speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em!

Oh man, thank you so much for the translation.

kinghispaniola:
“Lmaoo
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yourplayersaidwhat:

GM: You take *rolls* 14 lightning damage. What was your Strength check?

Barbarian: 24

Rogue (Walks in after getting a snack): What are we fighting?

Necromancer: A door.

toolassistedspeedrun:

toolassistedspeedrun:

hey uh did i ever share on here what i stumbled upon concerning a homophobic greek guy from the island of lesbos who tried to take greece’s gay community to court in 2008 all because he was so offended about the lesbos demonym ‘lesbian’ also referring to gay women because i was just reminded of it while talking with my wife and i’m losing my fucking mind all over again

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me every day of my fucking life

robotatertot:
“ robotatertot:
“It’s that time of year again
” ”

robotatertot:

robotatertot:

It’s that time of year again

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just-shower-thoughts:

Deceased family pets live on forever through online passwords