murtunacaptor:

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hanari502:

Slick:

Wears a wide brimmed Fedora:

Droog:

Wears a Homburg:

Deuce:

Wears a Boss of the Plains hat:

Or a Porkpie:

And Boxcars:

Is some variation of an Akubra:

Learn your 1920’s

Also, to everyone who wears a Trilby with Droog cosplays or Slick cosplays

You’re historically inaccurate

But you look great so who really cares

You’re welcome

shishkababoo:

I could go on and on about why Ready Player One looks like a steaming pile but if there’s one thing that absolutely pisses me off is that in this game where you can be anything, everyone chooses to be a character like Tracer or a battletoad and nobody looks like this

Like you wanna tell me there’s nobody out there who’s just a walking abomination with the name ‘undertale_real_420’? Have you played an MMO?

ready player one AU where the players are griffin and justin

ohloki:

time to get into the festive mood

afro-elf:

afro-elf:

marvel where’s my ten minute video of thor teaching earth etiquette to the asgardians???

“this is a dog”

[a bunch of hands fly up]

“you cannot ride it, it is too small”

[all hands go down]

draconym:

draconym:

I was going through some photos from my old job and found this one from the time we realized we had made a typo on the toad exhibit.

grifalinas:

Never forget that when Caboose was acting strangely, Sheila’s main worry was that the others would think he had been infected with the Omega ai.

Never forget that when Simmons got kicked out of Red Base, Sheila let him come live with her- even though he’d been insulting her.

Never forget that when Tucker, Donut, and Tex went to go save their friends, Sheila packed them all lunches for the trip (she doesn’t have hands???).

Also, never forget that when both sides were leaving behind a member of their team, the Blues left Sheila- meaning they think of her as part of the team, not just a vehicle.

And never forget that when Sheila started acting odd, Church asked if she was okay in a tone that suggested more than just being worried that she would kill him again.

Oh, and don’t forget that when Wash met Sheila and talked to her like she was ‘just’ a computer program, Caboose came to her defense and wouldn’t let him continue until he remembered his manners.

You also shouldn’t forget that time that Epsilon was trying to get information from the Pelican and referred to Sheila as “an old friend” and said that she was helping him.

And you really shouldn’t forget how happy she was when she was dating Lopez (”You tell him, Big Daddy!”) or that Lopez once sang a love ballad to her and it was really really adorable.

Just whatever you do don’t forget Sheila. She’s important, okay?

51ck4r:

doodles again..

my part of the adventure time secret santa. My gift to @nerdybirb who wanted fionna and cake 

thank you @souperyfor organizing the whole thing

cornsubsidies:

neurodivergent-crow:

love-bites-but-so-do-i:

chulaspice:

lmaoooo

I can promise you most people on welfare don’t have the fridge in the first image. But if they did, why would that be bad? Why is people not starving to death bad?

Y'all have weird priorities.

🎶💀💖 Bella 💖💀🎶

Uh also you can be working and still need to be on welfare?? Lol people are fucking wild

you’re literally required to work to receive food stamps in many states lol

durbikins:

durbikins:

durbikins:

realistically, you could probably knock out a grey with no effort. without their technology and placed in hand-to-hand combat, those little space fuckers probably aint shit.

No Muscle Mass At All. Weak. Pathetic.

Ugly Feeble Creatures. They Should Fear Us. I Doubt They Can Even Consume Whey.

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