haiku-robot:

ace-gh0st:

closet-keys:

closet-keys:

Okay, wait what the fuck? 

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me waitin for the aliens to either save us or blow up the earth

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me waitin for the
aliens to either save us
or blow up the earth



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a wild but very real concept:

t-taako:

t-taako:

anime mcelroys

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let-robots-dream:

shibaonepilots:

mamavori:

Pls save NN

YES

OMG PLEASE UNMUTE

scotchtapeofficial:
“ @cookiedere submitted:
“my brother thought this was how your goat’s arm worked
”
its his other arm
”

scotchtapeofficial:

@cookiedere submitted:

my brother thought this was how your goat’s arm worked

its his other arm

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thatonequeerkid:
“ stealthboy:
“ stealthboy:
“ i love everything about this screenshot. i love the comedic composition of it. the original message sent at 4:11 AM. the typos. the yeehaw. the lack of response from anyone else in the chat. White...

thatonequeerkid:

stealthboy:

stealthboy:

i love everything about this screenshot. i love the comedic composition of it. the original message sent at 4:11 AM. the typos. the yeehaw. the lack of response from anyone else in the chat. White Castle

and then, in perfect grammar and syntax, one hour and 23 minutes later, the realization of the mistake. the regret. the folly of man

i showed aujah this and she’s informed me that the event that triggered the second text was her accidentally ringing up a customer for 275 cheese sticks and the guy was also too high to notice until he had almost swiped his card and stopped and said “wait.”

Dude the kicker of this post is that she’s an employee

real-live-dragon:

poccrithefriendlydragon:

small-home-repair-vikings:

spooky-smoothie:

I hate gamers…

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

this event is cancelled

nubs-mgee:

it was a bit of a shock for everyone