Silver Tongue

fallenangelvictorious:

penny-anna:

stevviefox:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something

important follow up Qs:

1) does it frustrate Gandalf that he can’t do this to Bilbo & Frodo with the same impact bcos they don’t have nicknames

2) does he do it to non hobbits

Gandalf, in the distance: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN

Aragorn: oh shit I’m in trouble

I think when Gandalf is pissed with Hobbits he reverts to the extremely formal  Mister Baggins!

you’ve cracked it, that’s absolutely what he does

you know how mad he is based on how far back into your lineage he goes, consider:

Mild: Meriadoc Brandybuck! (last name only, you’ll probably live)

Mad: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN! (now your ancestors are involved, bad)

Murderous: THORIN, SON OF THRÁIN, SON OF THRÓR! (you are maybe about to meet your ancestors, via Gandalf… and not glorious battle) 

scraps-aka-amber:

catchymemes:

Dadsplaining: Video Game Edition

“middle aged in 2018 got it” I can verify that this is true

i lost it with the amnesia one

So if yall remember a few years ago, i attempted to make a series that only got 3 pages before i quit because i was shit at art. welp im gonna attempt to remake it again. if yall have questions, feel free to ask me about it so i can help build the...

So if yall remember a few years ago, i attempted to make a series that only got 3 pages before i quit because i was shit at art. welp im gonna attempt to remake it again. if yall have questions, feel free to ask me about it so i can help build the world proper

novitiate2017:

Some of your problems will inevitably stem from your refusal to view other human beings with the same complexity and nuance you see in yourself

thelnfinitywar:

lord-kitschener:

I just saw some article about how leg makeup is a summer beauty essential, and that’s how I know we’re in hell! Ladies, it’s your duty to #empower yourself by covering your entire fucking body in a sarcophagus made of contoured concealer ($275.50 from sephora) so that the general public doesn’t end up vomiting en Masse and forever shunning you after being forced to witness how unforgivably disgusting, offensive, ugly, and un-instagrammable your uncovered skin is!!!!!

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Open RP

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F R I E Z A!!!!!

shittilydrawing:

shittilydrawing:

shittilydrawing:

chucklin cause that last akamaru is just…..big puppy…..i didn’t even TRY to draw him like a dog……

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for all yall that were worried bout shino

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sorairo-deizu:

trilllizard666:

Sword Art Online is shit

not cause Kirito immediately has every female character fall madly in love with him immediately when female MMO players ain’t give a shit

it’s not because it’s terribly written with extraneous characters

it’s not because it’s a blatant neet power fantasy

no no it’s cause everyone’s got completely normal, mundane usernames and not “ballsmasher420″ “cockgoblin” “238230583927432432473294″ “dearth_vader_2″ or some incomprehensible japanese puns

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SAOA is fantastic because it addresses all these problems