kirklanddryersheet:

gimme-da-memes-b0ss:

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

heartlessharless:

alycs:

Being unconditionally polite, kind, and compassionate in a society that values and finds “deeper meaning” in aloofness and cynicism is subversive and thus punk

hufflepunk

thelilnan:

possiblestoner:

tatterdemalionamberite:

thequantumqueer:

#are you ever just like#really glad u saw something while sober#bc i have a very strong feeling that if i had watched this while i was high i would have spontaneously burst into tears

hooooooo the comments say it’s cgi and I must admit I was dubious of the physics but I’m on mobile and I go off certain kinds of context cues really intensely so the shakycam and the natural movements of the bystanders got me and I was like “huh I wonder why I haven’t seen these before. must be in Russia or some other country where there’s fewer safety regulations I guess”

I was on board until I saw that one that shot everyone up into the fucking storm clouds

these are very literally straight from my nightmares

truenorwegianbowelmovements:

axe-fx:

axe-fx:

i love the mbmbam wiki because its apparently completely unmoderated or something resulting in pages like this

Justin wrote both of these articles

obviousplant:

Relationship milestones.

mediamattersforamerica:

Just a few of the best media moments of 2017. Let’s keep it going in the New Year, folks! Don’t let these liars and bigots get away with their bullshit!

canaries:

canaries:

HELLO I JUST FOUND THE BEST FUCKING WEBSITE FOR WORKING ON CHARACTERS AND WORLD BUILDING YEET FUCKERS SEE YOU IN 8 YEARS

If you have been struggling with world building and finding a way to keep track of everything PLEASE GOD LOOK AT NOTEBOOK.AI

Notebook.ai has different categories for different things:

And then once you make something each category has different questions for you to answer about your world:

This website is literally a blessing

several-bellies-fully-lovable:

I will stop complaining about vore when I, a pregnancy fetish blogger, stop getting requests and recommendations for it

no matter what, nothing will ever catch me as off guard as hearing “but first lets talk about parallel universes” in the half press video

daily-xefros:

hope you like!

-mod four