Silver Tongue

bravadopinfire:

ruphobic:

ruphobic:

ruphobic:

at this wedding as a bridesmaid its actually very beautiful. im gonna ask the waiter what he thinks hold on

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO this waiter off his shits he has the real tea on the bride if anyone heard him hes SO fucked

oh fuck

Y'all mind if I chime in?

close the GODDAMN door.

lanqu-e:

hustlerose:

fuck a discord server. hmu on google docs and we’ll all just type in different colors. 

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tellmeoflegends:
“ threehoursfromtroy:
“ liberalsarecool:
“Time to save yourself. #VoteBlue
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KIDS! In the US and elsewhere… older generations will use you as a prop but will work against making the world better for you, again and again. GET OUT...

tellmeoflegends:

threehoursfromtroy:

liberalsarecool:

Time to save yourself. #VoteBlue

KIDS! In the US and elsewhere… older generations will use you as a prop but will work against making the world better for you, again and again. GET OUT THERE AND VOTE!

Please! Voting is super important and a right we need to make sure we’re using! There’s even early voting going on now so you can get it out of the way before November 6th!

geminijester:

watching history repeat itself as the united states and countries across the world descend into fascism in an all too familiar pattern of events

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punkfather:

jooferslannister:

gorps:

gorps:

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Hey everyone how’s ur day im in traffic bc a fucking plane crashed on the freeway

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Average day on a california freeway

is. that a Luftwaffe plane??

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It sure is!

tikkunolamorgtfo:

gahdamnpunk:

No Taika slander will be tolerated on my dash.

To quote Taika himself: “What better way to insult Hitler than having him portrayed by a Polynesian Jew?”

hse a modern day charlie chaplin

salmonxtuna:

홈스턱 중학생이후로 처음으로 다시 잡았다가 완독하고 형용할 수 없는 무언가의 도가니에서 빠져나오지 못하는 중이다

probablybadrpgideas:

The PCs are going to a sunny tropical island.

Not to defeat an evil there or rescue someone stranded or anything, they’re just on holiday.

They’ve saved the world several times and they deserve a holiday :)

Adventure Zone ep; 62

people I still want to stab over a decade later:

thebibliosphere:

morgynleri:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

Creative Writing Professor at a former college: Welcome to creative writing! By the way, you will not write fantasy, ghost stories, pranormal, or science fiction in this class, as this is a creative writing course.”

What the ever loving fuck is with “creative” writing professors who think that speculative fiction of any stripe ISN’T CREATIVE?

I still remember my own creative writing teacher telling me this because he saw the Terry Pratchett book on my desk and got this smug smirk on his face like “aha, gotcha”. He had the nerve to pick it up and call it “popularist fiction”, like somehow being popular and easily accessible made it less inherent in intellectual value.

I had it in my back pack because I did my final thesis on the evolution of mythology and folk tails into fantasy and sci-fi and the societal importance of telling stories (before anyone asks, no I don’t have it, I lost it when I moved continents), and I used Terry Pratchett because there wasn’t a single humanitarian issue the man did not touch on.

Which I told him. And then he kind of floundered and went “ah, well but, it’s…well I mean it’s not exactly high brow”, like neither the fuck was Shakespeare or Dickens you self-important turnip. Dickens was literally selling his stories by the chapter. He was the popular author of his time. Shakespeare was too, he fucking made up words and phrases all the time because the language he needed to express himself didn’t exist in the way he needed it too.

Intellectual elitism is nothing more than a hold over from class warfare and the belief that only certain people should get to be truly educated. And it needs to be smashed.