Silver Tongue

jwblogofrandomness:

It’s gotten to the point where you can take any screenshot from SpongeBob and everybody will immediately know the exact context of it.

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bogleech:
“ tyrantisterror:
“ In Tumblr’s D&D, we are all the piss wizard whether we like it or not.
(This comic is from Gunshow, which is great).
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I forever treasure the time someone on tumblr got mad at me over politics and disparaged me by saying...

bogleech:

tyrantisterror:

In Tumblr’s D&D, we are all the piss wizard whether we like it or not.

(This comic is from Gunshow, which is great).

I forever treasure the time someone on tumblr got mad at me over politics and disparaged me by saying “you’re only famous for that piss fetish comic” and I had no idea what they were talking about until it became clear that they thought I was KC Green, they thought that this was the only thing KC Green was ever known for, and they thought that this comic indicated KC Green having a real piss kink.

jitterbugjive:

I love when I make posts that make the transphobic shitheads come out of the woodworks so I can block them 

it’s like worms coming out when it rains with them, they just can’t resist making some snarky shitty ignorant comment and I really don’t know what they’re expecting out of it

but I mean if y’all WANT to be blocked from all my blogs keep making yourselves known, by all means, I really don’t want shitty people supporting my content

And before someone comes in like “I’m not a shitty person I just don’t agree with your lifestyle-”

no, you’re acting like a shitty person, how I live my life is not up to you so stay out of it. Keep that shit to yourself because comments like that only serve to hurt people, you’re not showing any kind of support by saying “oh but I like you DESPITE the fact that I don’t accept you!”

comparing transphobes and worms is disrespectful to worms. worms play a very important part in the ecosystem whereas transphobes are a waste of just about everything and contribute nothing to anything.

realcleverissues:

DO  NOT  RELY ON A BLUE WAVE.

GO FUCKING VOTE!!!!!!!!!

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dontbearuiner:

indigobluerose:

theheroheart:

sushigal007:

a-creepy-wholockian:

phoenix-aflame:

benjaminminu:

How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.

:)

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i cant

“Male so far”

This is a delight and everything I love about Doctor Who.

usbdongle:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

Make no mistake. Trans people, especially trans women, are the canary in the coal mine. If the United States government manages to pass legislation making it essentially illegal to be trans again, mark my words it WILL continue on up to sending us right back into McCarthyism and the “kill or imprison anything you disagree with or dislike” policies of the 1950s (not that that hasn’t already been happening under the radar, but it’s going to be More).

There really are people out there who are acting like suggesting genetic testing to “confirm the identity” of a group of people isn’t a wildly dangerous thing for a government to start doing. This is not a door that should be opened.

mother-fucker-karako:
“i made this icon for myself, but other people can use it if they want, too
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mother-fucker-karako:

i made this icon for myself, but other people can use it if they want, too

metatextuality:

whetstonefires:

encorgi:

curlicuecal:

whetstonefires:

just opened a random fic and encountered the mysterious noun phrase ‘the blacket’ (rhymes with jacket?) four times with increasing bewilderment about what it was and what was its function in an airport before i figured out it was a neologism for ‘a dude with black hair,’ backformed from the existing term brunet.

i think this is the most egregious instance of epithet abuse i’ve seen in a while.

I love that they’ve take them time to make the male/female spelling distinction that mostly only pedants care about and yet they’ve still used this word

as an absolute pedant about this one stupid fucking thing, I appreciate that even if they mangled a perfectly good word to express “black haired guy” in about half the letters at least they did it correctly

seriously, I encounter ‘ravenette’ all the time in one of my fandoms. about a dude.

NO

@amorphousturtle replied to your post:

   We already HAD a word for “(guy) with black hair”. It was “blake”. No, I don’t know what to do with this either.    

Oh hoy lads! New information!

…but when did it mean that and when did it stop? Why did this word fall out of use except as a personal name?

etymology tumblr come to our aid.

time to start referring to my black-haired character Alan Corben as “the corvette”