jonzhor:

“The World-Eater awakes and the train wheels turn upon the last Dragonborn.”

cenkrett:

nineteencigarettes:

I think it’s really weird that the average person needs a home and a car and an education to effectively function at all in a capitalist society but those things are all such an exorbitantly high price that the average person would never ever be able to pay for them one lump sum and thus we decided that upon entering adulthood every average person would likely have to sign their life away to various powerful banks to pay for these things and everyone was just like “Ok, that seems legit and not fucked up AT ALL.” and now it’s such an accepted and normalized part of society that everyone looks at you like you’re dumb for thinking it’s weird. I just think it’s really fucking weird.

Did you mean: explicitly malevolent?

comcastkills:

butchcommunist:

comcastkills:

comcastkills:

modernjudgementarcana:

People are actually arguing for seizing inheritance to fund social programs.

Just how dehumanizing is that? I mean, how else would you describe it other than treating people as nothing more than cogs in a machine. 

Tagging me in this post was a bad idea because now I know it’s your toothbrush I seize first

You know what’s dehumanizing? Being told you deserve to suffer because you don’t have enough money

Kids of rich people are too fucking weak to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps? 😂😂😂😂😂 What losers 🤓

👀👀👀👀

rabidlitmajor:

i-am-corbin-dallas:

hogwartsaheadcanon:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again since no-one has yet given me a valid reason as to why James Potter, lacking a wand, didn’t just transform into Prongs when Voldy turned up and like… fucking spear him. Why didn’t he do that? Like I don’t care how astonishingly powerful a dark wizard he was, no-one could ever be prepared for walking into a house and there’s just… a massive fuck off stag staring you down? How could you possibly react to that? 

You couldn’t, giving said stag the opportunity to put an antler through his eye and save the day. Not to mention, can you imagine the Prophet headlines if that was how it’d gone down?

VOLDEMORT DEFEATED AT POTTER RESIDENCE DUE TO MYSTERIOUSLY SHAPED STAB WOUNDS

Witnesses say the so-called “Dark Lord” was surprisingly non-intimidating as he lay there full of holes, lacking a nose, and reeking of dog piss. James Potter was witnessed high-fiving best friend Sirius Black while wife Lily kicked the corpse. 

angelsandtaints:

Fucked up Christmas decorations

marril96:

sumersprkl:

baku:

the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea bcos you were young and you didnt understand why people would be mean to you when you didnt do anything wrong. 

I spent a lot of my childhood in a constant state of “this is a trap but I don’t know how”

This stayed with me. Sometimes when people are nice to me, I still think they have bad intentions.

daily-xefros:

And after that xefros never cooked anything for dammek, ever again

- mod four