Silver Tongue

master-red:

whyyoustabbedme:

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Craig of the Creek

Bruh his father didn’t hold back, the hands really are rated E for Everyone

Wrath: What’s your real name?
Scar: I told you. Ain’t my problem you can not understand back metal vocals.

afallenwolf:

ask-dragons-den:

afallenwolf:

Has anyone seen a anatomicaly ‘accurate’ picture of a Naga? Like I always thought it was weird that Nagas have hips when they don’t walk, they slither

Well from my understanding 95% of snakes in the world gives life birth so the wide hips can can be 100% accurate and on top of that some snakes can be born with out no scales so the upper body of a naga is accurate as well, plus there is some evidence that snakes do you have a hip even tho they don’t have legs.

30% give birth to live. And that wouldn’t mean they have hips since infant snakes have different anatomy than human infants. 

maybe same reason mermaids have hips. to trick their main prey into coming closer under the guise of finding a mate.

ieattoomuchpaint:

is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet:

fortooate:

is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet:

in the sinnoh remakes will the clowns still be there

well we will all be playing them so yes

wait shit on a more serious note how is the poketch even gonna work with one screen

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today in “things i’m disproportionately emotional about”:

afallenwolf:

kaijutegu:

hungry-hungry-hobbit:

systlin:

pipcomix:

the-thrill-be-damned:

it’s facial reconstructions of prehistoric humans!!

like, look at this part-homo sapiens, part-neandertal man from well over 30,000 years ago:

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doesn’t he just look like a dude you’d wanna hang out with? like he probably washes dishes in the kitchen with you, and has excellent weed

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what a charming fellow. what stories he probably has to tell. i’d definitely go shoot the shit with him on Contemplation Rock after i’d finished my day’s work carving a bone flute for the autumn hunting ceremony, or whatever

people have been people ever since people first became people, i tell you what

they all had lives and histories and families and friends and dumb gossip and games they played and total bullshit in which they believed wholeheartedly

they all argued about the nature of the world, and of themselves

they all sang songs

they all drew pictures

they all buried their dead in graves, and they buried their dead in graves well before they did a lot of that other stuff. they buried their dead with flowers, with panther claws, with the bones of animals they’d killed, with the bones of family members who had died at the same time or earlier. they buried their dead with their arms folded across their chests

they fell in love

they took care of their old and their sick and their disabled, even when it cost them

they made new things, and worried about what the new things meant for people everywhere, as a whole

Oh I like him he looks like he would appreciate my jokes

This dude would have great stories at a get-together and would bring some really great homemade dip. 

I feel like he really digs Lo-Fi Music

This guy was sculpted by Alfons and Adrie Kennis, and their Neanderthal reconstructions are all delightful

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I love the kid in the last picture a lot- they look like a kid, just a little kid who’s done some mischief and is trying not to laugh about it.

I also adore their Lucy- they’ve struck a wonderful balance between the falling angel and the rising ape.

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And their Turkana boy- there’s something precious and wistful in those eyes. 

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But my favorite has got to be their reconstruction of H. floresiensis.

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Just look at her. That’s a face of someone who’s lived and seen a lot, but also a face that’s known love and joy and laughter. That’s a face with a soul

Maybe that’s why humans are so bitchy/mean cause we don’t have these guys to keep us zen. 

H. floresiensis looks like the kind of person who would bake you cookies and read your fortune

thealienonbroadway:

parzifalsjudgment:

achillvs:

garnetthefirst:

dusty-purple:

I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because it’s not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing in a meadow and she just happened to find an entrance to the Underworld and she was like “Imma check this out”. And she just wanders into the Underworld and discovers that hey this place ain’t too bad.

Meanwhile Hades is in the background “????? UM??? PRETTY GIRL??? WHY ARE YOU HERE?????? YOU AREN’T DEAD???” 

And Persephone (who was originally called Kore just a little fyi) just looked at him and said “I like it here. I’m staying.”

And Hades kinda just went with it, until Demeter started throwing the temper tantrum of the millenium upstairs and Zeus had to intervene because this shit was getting out of hand and its actually his job to be admistrator of justice. Which considering the shit he gets up to is kinda histerical but that’s another story there. 

And basically Persephone wasn’t a prisoner or kidnap victim at all she just really loved the Underworld and her (eventual) husband, and the Greeks feared her arguably more than her husband because Hades could be reasoned with but Persephone was the one laying the smack down on sinners, and really, who wouldn’t be at least a little scared of someone who’s name means something along the lines of “the destroyer”

Basically, Persephone is amazing and everbody needs to get on her level

i think the best part of that myth is that Zeus decided to change Kore’s name to Persephone (basically “the one who brings chaos”) only because she wanted to stay in the underworld and SHE WOULDN’T FUCKING LISTEN then Zeus, all-mighty king of the gods, kinda gives up and goes “fine, but you’re going to visit your mom” “also, I changed your name” “get rekt”

Also, if I’m not mistaken, Kore means “little girl” so imagine going from that to “chaos bringer”

I mean, going from little girl to chaos bringer sounds like a p solid deal to me, sign me up.

This may not be the version of the myth that’s commonly known and taught. But is is the original, from before it was altered to scare Greek/Roman girls into submission. Persephone was a badass bitch.

persephone was one of the few people who could get zeus to stop fucking around and do his actual job. And considering all the shit the gods get up to, it says a lot that SHE is the only one to hold the title of chaos bringer.

indigobluerose:
“that is too much ears
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bold of you to assume theres such think as too much ear

indigobluerose:

that is too much ears

bold of you to assume theres such think as too much ear

floatslikebricks:
““Conversation is difficult for me. I’m always going to be just a little bit ahead.” - Indrid (aka The Mothman)
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floatslikebricks:

“Conversation is difficult for me. I’m always going to be just a little bit ahead.” - Indrid (aka The Mothman)