unhinged-mod:

sirvanspain17:

boilingheart:

when you make an oc as a joke and it’s all silly fun and games but then you accidentally start thinking more in depth about them and their story and who they are and realize it’s not a joke anymore

@unhinged-mod

*Sweats nervously* 
I don’t know what your talking about….

prettyboyshyflizzy:

stele3:

coolyo294:

tonight we will eat at samsung

Samsung is out here ending lives.

How can  I get one of these corporate twitter jobs lol

fvxkingqueen:

holly-blue-agate:

naviiwashere:

holly-blue-agate:

radiooppy:

holly-blue-agate:

doodlefox-mcgee:

holly-blue-agate:

weirdmageddon:

holly-blue-agate:

enderzorua36:

holly-blue-agate:

name one (1) bad pokemon

Salazzle

incorrect

very fast, poison/fire, a lesbian, and could kill me

shiny alolan graveler

incorrect

aggressive meatball, eats rocks, learns self-destruct, the most relatable pokemon

Burmy.

incorrcet

im laughging look at him without a cloak ds,jfsdf

These god damn ice cream Pokémon.

Originally posted by teddiusra

extremely wrong

one of the best pokemon in unova and probably one of the best pokemon in any of the games

just look at them how are they bad,,,, adorable friend, ice type, very kind and never stops smiling in the darkest of times!!! he can learn sheer cold, blizzard, acid armor, and water pulse, a jack of all trades and a master of all of them. his appearance,,, his cheeks? flawless! his cone? very fashionable!!! his happy smile and positive vibes. you are a fool for thinking this is a bad pokemon

Garbage baby trubbish

Originally posted by memory-blossom

trubbish is god tier of pokemon shut the fuck up

I’ve got to say, you’re very persuasive.

thequantumqueer:

ok so i know this was meant as a sentimental line about how she wanted to be with taako, but like. she threw merle across the fucking room so hard that he took 1d4 damage from hitting the wall, knowing full damn well that her dumbass brother’s response would be “Let me give it a whirl. I’ll try the exact same thing that he just did.”

saundering:

so apparently you can hide Nazis on Twitter by setting your location results to Germany or France because Twitter is legally required to remove Nazi content there, so Twitter always had the ability to remove Nazis, they just choose not to

tripropellant:

telling someone not to swear on the internet is the closest thing real life has to that illusion spell from skyrim that makes people glow red and attack everything around them

liamdryden:

great-tweets:

[tweet / article]

what in the fuck

itsdralicorn:

Kuprum, as his psyonic powers are forcibly drained to power a giant spaceship: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

izzy-almighty:

my last two brain cells saying goodbye to each other as they leave my brain after reading another dumbass post on this website