nifigiri:

nifigiri:

What parallel dimension have I stepped into

If you like Maki, William Shatner thinks you’re scum

lemonsoda-daydreams:

leatherjacketlesbo:

lemonsoda-daydreams:

they didn’t have to die

who?

the homestuck character reading this

lizardlicks:

jottingprosaist:

Random sci fi bit:

Someone walks into a room announcing, “I hate to be the bearer of bad news…” and their alien friend spits water because the translator said, “I’m unhappily pregnant with new evil.”

Who the fuck programmed their translator, Google?

Nah it’s was obviously bing

malfvoys:

malfvoys:

hands down the best twitter story ever

bonus

nanamename:

がんこ英傑の異国料理/Link cooks Ramen.

一番最初に描いたＢｏｔＷのファンアートです。ラーメン好きなので推しにラーメン作らせがちです。ブレワイは米料理が充実してていいですよね…パンとか麺とかも作りたいな～

This is my first BotW fanart.  I want Link to cook ramen because I love ramen.

In BotW Hyrule kingdom, there are many kinds of rice food.I love that!

But if it’s possible,I want to cook bread or noodle…

disgustingplants:

foxthebeekeeper:

Tiny unidentified solitary bee/wasp nest on a stalk of flowering lavender.
Perfectly round. Perfectly adorable.

I appreciate your devotion to the solitary lifestyle… however with all real estate the most important thing is location location location.

headphonepoe:

tastefullyoffensive:

by Loading Artist

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

postscratch:

redraw?

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