chauvinistsushi:

saintkathryn:

amby-jane:

let-them-not-weep:

I want small children to think I am either a goddess or a faerie but I want grown men to fear me

Blue hair

Honestly this is how colored hair works. Adult men automatically assume that I have loud opinions and will talk back to them (they are correct and have learned from experience), but children compliment me all the time.

i feel like in myths goddesses and fairies already have that relationship trope with men and children

waluigings:

waluigings:

hey are y’all just straight lying about taz becoming heart-breakingly emotional? cause i’m like 20 episodes in and merle just dirty talked a plant

nevermind i don’t remember what happiness is

reguess1997:

cocainesocialist:

the edl in manchester today is literally that ‘down with safe spaces’ cartoon

For those who haven’t seen it

rainbowtalks:

dotingdamen:

when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”

this is funny and awful at the same time

Scorpios don’t interact

litzerf:

The only one who can save us anymore.

tony5tark5ever:

hylas:

black panther but everytime killmonger takes his shirt off to fight t'challa picks it up and puts it on

obviously this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

powerfulpomegranate:

Me: Wow tom hardy’s eddie brock is so relateable

Critics: wHAT DO YOU MEAN he’s a hungry, stressed, bisexual, monster-fucking, unemployed, auditory-overstimulated, disillusioned, anti-capitalist in a shitty apartment with a drinking problem!!!

Me: yeah