might be fake but honestly if this situation happens to me and its chris hemsworth coming then im not telling no one
hes mine
peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy
but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold
The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.
my imaginary future boss is telling me to make the monsters less sexy and im quitting my imaginary job
Your imaginary future boss sounds like bizarro Guillermo del Toro




