celticpyro:

fullmetalalchemist-brotherhood:

Hiromu Arakawa FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

THESE TIDDIES HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN IN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS.

nekurothings:

having the song of cascade on loop for a long time is not good for my heart.

daddarios:

also my favourite thing about tumblr is that according to my developmental psych textbook, this website has the collective moral complexity of a 7 year old

hooligan-nova:

How better to say “the problem we had with you using these was that it was you”?

catlezzer:

why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

homiesexual42:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

pissfreak:

glacecakes:

glacecakes:

I accidentally came out to my parents after my surgery

Basically the nurse has to ask you who you are, standard procedure yeah?
Except I answered “I’m lesbian”

unrelatableuserboxes:

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

moonpaw:

davepeta id die for you