Silver Tongue
beyoncescock:
“ might be fake but honestly if this situation happens to me and its chris hemsworth coming then im not telling no one
hes mine
”

beyoncescock:

might be fake but honestly if this situation happens to me and its chris hemsworth coming then im not telling no one

hes mine

redesign them :gun:
Anonymous

uncle-cucky:

image

Big ugly nasty garbage alien ready to drink your cotton candy blood 

meltedbartsimpson:

writing-prompt-s:

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

sensei-wrong:

symbiote-spideypool:

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.

filibusterfrog:

my imaginary future boss is telling me to make the monsters less sexy and im  quitting my imaginary job

Your imaginary future boss sounds like bizarro Guillermo del Toro

vampireapologist:

stardustodinson:

vampireapologist:

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?