people talk a lot about getting the mcelroys on critical role and whether or not they’d break matt and honestly? I think matt would be fine. matt has been doing this for many years of many different players’ bullshit and he actively enjoys it when his players throw him a curveball. (also he has a serious advantage that Griffin doesn’t, to whit, he isn’t their shithead little brother and therefore it is unlikely to be as fun to make him Mad.) he can run with whatever they throw at him, it’ll be great.
no, what I think would be the biggest problem is Matt frantically scaling his encounter difficulty down mid-battle as he realizes that he made an extremely boldassumption about their grasp on the mechanics of Dungeons & Dragons.
i just wanna see matts reaction to clint trying to cast like a level 9 warlock spell for the third time
character concept: the best trick archer in the world, the trick to which is that he’s actually not an archer at all, he’s a speedster and he can’t aim for shit, every time he takes a shot he actually just grabs the arrow, runs over to what he wants to stick, then runs back before anyone can see him move
he’s on a team with Heat Vision Man, who actually has no heat vision and is another speedster, he just glares at people then runs over and punches them and is back before they can see him move
(the entire team is actually just composed of speedsters who all use
their speed in different ways, and they all pretend otherwise in front
of their teammates)
The only speedster on their team is actually a teleporter
Do you like Minecraft? Do you like frogs!?WELL HAVE I GOT A RESOURCE PACK FOR YOU, FRIENDS
Step right up and take a look at the FORGS resource pack, developed by @hezakey, Brinjal, and @krixwell to deliver the maximum frog experience possible. FORGS is vanilla-Minecraft-compatible, and turns those pesky rabbits into fine upstanding amphibian friends! They even croak! It’s adorable.
What sort of frogs might we be talking about, here? Well, let me show you! We’ve got…
(Toast has not been changed for this pack, as it is a pet memorial.
However, it does make for interesting magician tricks with name tags.
There’s also +1
secret frog for those who are ~daring.~)
Stop. Normalizing. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes
thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae
bold of you to assume that’s not what i want anyway
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
