dont-touch-my-juice:

the holy trinity

hollow-clunk-sound-effect:

xeppeli:

i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes

and the last

thecrimsonnutcase:

I can’t believe I just witnessed Luke Skywalker annihilate the Zodiac Killer with my own two eyes.

handageddon:

yeah, homestuck is a little progressive. You could say it broke new grounds

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: our party just broke out of their jail cells, took back their weapons, and have to get through a crowded mess hall full of prisoners
Bard: I walk in
Paladin: whoa whoa whoa you can’t do that. They’ll see our weapons and get suspicious
Bard: ok fine. I walk in brandishing my rapier and shout HEY GUYS THEYRE GIVING AWAY FREE WEAPONS IN THE YARD! ITS LIKE WEAPON CHRISTMAS OUT THERE
DM: roll charisma I guess
Bard: that’s a nat 20
DM: every single prisoner runs into the yard cheering for weapon Christmas.

big-boss-official:

These mfers gave us bagged coke

now thats customer service. Usually you have to be a holywood celebrity to get bags of coke delivered to your house

frosty-deer:

@grawly

shako-head-art:

wow, spicy

@moonpaw