Silver Tongue
Developers HATE HIM

ethereal-insight:

beholderflaccid:

basedheisenberg:

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One Gamer’s Trick to a Steady 60 FPS in 4k!

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Wait holy shit I just realized they’re putting it between the CPU and the mount

*vomjts*

kyuubinu:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

probablybadrpgideas:

The lich’s phylactery is a second, harder to kill, lich.

okay but this is more or less the plot of my campaign except with 7 harder to kill phylacteries

painted-bees:
“ shatterstag:
“ wendycorduroy:
“attempting to exhibit self control
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GOD there was a reddit thread talking about the extreme ways people were trying to save their true ending eternally so it could never be touched and reset and...

painted-bees:

shatterstag:

wendycorduroy:

attempting to exhibit self control

GOD there was a reddit thread talking about the extreme ways people were trying to save their true ending eternally so it could never be touched and reset and everybody would live on in their own digital universe

shit like copying the save to a flash drive and hiding it or locking it in an archive with an incomprehensible password

real talk its so interesting and cool that the undertale world and characters resonate so much to some that people go to such lengths to preserve their ‘existence.’ i just think thats so cool that the game does such an awesome job of making their existence seem real and important to you to the point where you refuse to replay the game

honestly, employing “refusal to play” as a satisfying game mechanic is–kind of magical. I mean, for real.

undertale is such a fantastic game that people dont want to play it again

theimpossiblescheme:

libertarirynn:

libertypical:

cisnowflake:

theambassadorposts:

*pretends to be shocked*

Who

The FUCK

CARES?!

they deliberately left out Danny Glover, Whitney Houston, and Mariah Carey and forgot to mention that Sandra Bullock and Jeff Goldblum have Jewish heritage

In a story important to Jews and Christians, they hired Jews and Christians

Also completely left out Ofra Haza who played Moses’ mother and is legit 100% Israeli.

You guys are fucking exhausting.

The Prince of Egypt: *consults with countless scholars from all three Abrahamic religions to make sure they were telling the story correctly, hires notable black and Jewish talent for the voice cast, taps the guy who played Coalhouse Motherfluffing Walker in “Ragtime” (a show all about racial tensions in America) on Broadway to sing one of the film’s most beautiful songs, taps the same Israeli singer to reprise her role as Yochaved in almost every foreign dub of the film, and is generally much more respectful to its source than any live-action Biblical epic released in the past fifty years*

Tumblr: “But why are there white people???????”

small-fairy-child:

If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you

agripinaafalls:

dragon-in-a-fez:

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what does facebook think my house looks like

Dope as fuck apparently

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

you, waking up from the chloroform in the corner of an abandoned house: wh-what the fuck… where am i

me, across the room, slav squatting in a fursuit: surprise! happy birthday!

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