Silver Tongue

polygonfighter:
The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is
Dungeons and Dragons: a summary

alittlecheesy:

youjokebut:
gamer: did you play this game as a kid
me: no
gamer: i must be way older than u
me: actually i was just poor
Thank you for this

adamtots:

infinatedynamics:
adamtots:
janetbrown711:
adamtots:
Insensitive Care Unit (based on this tweet)
This low-key looks like loss…
who is loss
I know you did this on purpose.

Did what??

littlebabywheatthin:

(Gets rewarded when small tiny pixels on screen change slightly) (becomes arrogant due to this)

chaoticlesbian:

Lemonade with no alcohol in it? I think you mean Mike’s Flaccid

if she’s YOUR girl, why’s she using MY crafting table?

just-shower-responses:

just-shower-thoughts:
We had empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries.
RUN BY
CUNTS

segabassfishing:

soloform:
human brain: im angry
gorilla brain: hit something
chimpanzee brain: scream
orangutan brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit
gorillaz brain: feel good

traumaseraph:

Got into a knife fight with a physical manifestation of my hubris at Claire’s