dankmemeuniversity:

chefpyro:

sn0wbro:

how can anyone even talk about anything else in goku no hero academia when there’s a guy who’s whole power is shooting tape out of his elbows

Why is this seen as a standout thing when classic comic book superheroes include a guy who regularly makes blades coming out of his knuckles

bird-butt:

My biggest fantasy is becoming a multi-millionaire for the sole purpose of commissioning artists so when they give me the price I can say “Nah, this is worth, like, at least 250k” and then pay em that, a plus tip

flower-mortician:

aliceinpunderland:

elrondbaggins:

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of markiplier when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse markiplier and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Markiplier

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Markiplier

Who the fuck changed this from Danny devito to markiplier

popokko:

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

pembrokewkorgi:

Of all the negativity I can say about the 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo, I can say redesigning the Mystery Machine was one of the worst things they did.

I mean, seriously, what the fuck is this?!  Why’s it got six wheels?!

So it’s easier to fuck

skarchomp:

gothmspacman:

leviathan-supersystem:

leviathan-supersystem:

personfuckers

it’s people who have sex with real people in real life

personfuckers are actually the real monsterfuckers because everyone knows the greatest monster of all is man

theirisianprincess:

captainsnoop:

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

1. get julius caesar addicted to hentai
   
2. seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.