Silver Tongue

bellringerkat:

shiftythrifting:

Found at an antique mall in Lakeland, Florida

Admin Didi here, it is rare I feel the need to add anything to a submission, but this is a dead alien on a grandma couch and it is quite possibly the shiftiest thing to come across my inbox in the 5 years I’ve been running this shitshow.  Carry on.

Iosefka’s clinic.

fuckshitavenue:

piccolit:

givemethefrenchfries:

I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed

Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.

This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

literally just 

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todd–chavez:
“ Raphael Bob-Waksberg mentioned in this awesome interview(long but worth watching!) that he was browsing through social media and someone noted that what Mr. Peanutbutter made here is a latte, not an Americano. An Americano is espresso...

todd–chavez:

Raphael Bob-Waksberg mentioned in this awesome interview(long but worth watching!) that he was browsing through social media and someone noted that what Mr. Peanutbutter made here is a latte, not an Americano. An Americano is espresso with hot water, but if you use hot milk instead of hot water, then it’s a latte. 

And so Raphael was like “shit we need to work out this kink in the show and I need to address that”. So in season three during the flashback, he has Mr. Peanutbutter ordering an Americano, but with steamed milk instead of water. So the joke is that Mr. Peanutbutter doesn’t know the difference between an Americano and a latte which explains why in season two he appears to serve a latte when he says it’s an Americano. 

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banishedquasiroyal:

new hot game theory

maggie is to isaacs mom as roxy is to roses mom

does that mean in another timeline, maggie has a dad that tries to kill her?

feelinhaughthaughthaught:
“ couchpanini:
“ bae-in-maine:
“ punk-in-the-beerlight:
“ redmachasacorns:
“ Not a single lie in sight……
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Nearly every fat girl I know has spent much of her life being treated like garbage at worst and an object at best....

feelinhaughthaughthaught:

couchpanini:

bae-in-maine:

punk-in-the-beerlight:

redmachasacorns:

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Not a single lie in sight……

Nearly every fat girl I know has spent much of her life being treated like garbage at worst and an object at best. Yet I don’t know of a single fat girl who has shot up a school.

Preach

Never in my fucking life would I have EVER thought that shooting people would solve my bullying problem.

Bullying happens in every country in the world. School shootings happen in America. You know why? Because they have absolutely nothing to do with bullying and everything to do with entitlement. Straight white boys are the most entitled social group in the world, and when they don’t get their way, or are finally told no for the first time in their lives, they deem it “unfair” and seek revenge for being “wronged”. Make it easy for them to access guns, and people will die every. damn. time.

Revali: *after being pranked by the other Champions* So, how did you convince the whole group to betray me? What did you offer them?
Zelda: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they all said yes.
addi-the-space-bun:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ handsomezack:
“TODDBOT HAS PRECOGNITION
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you idiots, precognition isnt a thing. Obv toddbot quicksaved before killing everyone and then reloaded.
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this is by and far the scariest reply to this post. I’m...

addi-the-space-bun:

silver-tongues-blog:

handsomezack:

TODDBOT HAS PRECOGNITION

you idiots, precognition isnt a thing. Obv toddbot quicksaved before killing everyone and then reloaded.

this is by and far the scariest reply to this post. I’m going to take a shower with all my clothes on now. Thanks.