jathis:

dotsquid:

‘i wasnt racist in my canon’ in regards to kinning pewdiepie is the funniest thing this website has produced this month. none of your furry memes or elf practice this is what we need to end the year with

I understand these words but not in this order

can someone explain to me what the fuck

gendertakahashi:

mushroom-cookie-bears:

mushroom-cookie-bears:

wolf noises: barking, growling, and howling, y’know. regular dog noises

jackal noises: aaAWOAoaOOAoaOoaoOAOOaOoaOAOao

fox noises: just screaming. the sound of a person screaming. that’s what foxes sound like

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I am not sorry

caitsgates:

“ugh these characters just feel like someone’s OCs :///”

buddy i have some news about all of fiction

browndog12:

moss-nymph:

Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?

what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is

ironbubble:

ironbubble:

i think it really says alot about you as a person which winnie pooh character you stanned as a child

new tag game write your zodiac and which winnie the pooh character your fave was in the tags this is for science

lizardlicks:

tatterdemalionamberite:

roachpatrol:

dionnnnna:

People who think that 3,000 words is a lot for porn were never in the homestuck fandom during roachpatrol’s hayday.

good fucking lord, 3k is basically a DRABBLE when it comes to homestuck porn

*glances at gdocs folders containing multiple hundred thousand words of assorted not-yet-published Captor smut*

land of xenoanatomy and complications

I’m at the short end with delightful 6-10k romps.

garbage-empress:

garbage-empress:

blizzard concept artists: here are our ideas for female characters

the weird dude everyone only knows as “blue skin guy”: oh god it would be so hot… *licks lips* if you made their skin blue.

concept artists: we will sacrifice one character to you if you don’t speak to us again for another year.

blue skin guy, sucking in air through teeth: I ACCEPT THE CONTRAAAAACT-T-T-T-T

People keep replying to this with “Jake English” and I legitimately thought he was a real person who worked at Blizzard because I didn’t realize it was a Homestuck reference.

empressreborn:

rachelbethhines:

multimuu:

CALM DOWN ABOUT NET NEUTRALITY.

Don’t worry. They still have to go to court.

But guess what? There’s something you didn’t know about the vote.

Get this: the vote was basically illegal.

You heard me right. Eric Schneiderman, American lawyer, said in Twitter: “I will sue to stop the FCC’s illegal rollback of #netneutrality. New Yorkers and all Americans deserve a free and open internet.”

Not only do we have another ally, but now we know that the vote wasn’t supposed to happen.

We’ve got this. Now the REAL FIGHT starts now.

And wasn’t suppose to happen because 

  1. There was no research committee. Pai pulled “facts” out of his ass and  will now have to defend his “evidence” in court. 
  2. There was a “voter fraud” in that many of the comments for the repeal was made by stealing people’s online identities. Pai could also be charged with identity theft. 
  3. They blatantly ignored the millions of Americans who wanted to save net neutrality and yes the FCC is beholden to the people even if they aren’t elected officials. 
  4. There’s a very very good chance Pai and the other three members who voted for the repeal are in the pocket of some of the larger corporations like Verizon and AT&T and could be charged with bribery if the case is dragged out long enough and they’re finances are investigated.  

Not just identity theft.  Mass fraud, too.

I know for a fact that some of the fraudulent names came from various sources:  pro-NN persons, non-existent names, emails that were backtracked to Russia…Gods sakes, even names of the dead were used!

These are felonies.  Justice is demanded for these crimes.

For the Net neutrality and for the reasons, we must keep fighting.

Oh that remind me…

For those of you that either question or disbelieve the validity of AG Schneiderman’s claims of this being illegal…I come with proof, straight from the source.

https://mobile.twitter.com/AGSchneiderman/status/941370862976012288

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.