Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? :)
A mutant: sure what’s it called?
Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants
Mutant: w
Mutant: why’s it called that
like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”
fair point
For alignment purposes, “good” and “evil” are judged exclusively from the perspective of an average oak tree.
Hughes: How’s your time working in the military?
Roy: It’s a constant reminder of my failure and shame.
Hughes: Mine’s good, too.
bitch i got adhd lmao
Carbon dioxide has only one atom more than carbon monoxide just in case you think breathing is harmless
