Silver Tongue

blad-the-inhaler:

mango-thot:

silkyskykitten:

goopy-amethyst:

So deadmau5 is transphobic and homophobic huh?

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The worst part is the motherfucker wouldn’t have a CAREER if it wasn’t for the efforts of a transgender woman in the 60s. If Wendy Carlos hadn’t legitimized the synthesizer as a musical instrument instead of just a silly gimmick, electronic music as a whole wouldn’t exist and Deadmau5 would be nothing.

Deadmau5 don’t even slap like that, stream The Oil of Every Pearl’s Un-insides by SOPHIE instead of whatever gahbage he’s making still

Deadmau5 is the unsalted raw chicken of music, fuck him

megalunalexi:

bogleech:

If you have billions of dollars it shouldn’t be a crime to steal from you. You’ve got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain

Over a billion and you reach the social connotations that dragons have, as in stealing from you is considered a Challenge rather than a Crime

we should fire giant ballistas at the rich

garrettauthor:
“ narpas:
“ enchanted-phoenix:
“ eveninglottie:
“ skull-bearer:
“ english-history-trip:
“ Macbeth: ” ”
I legitimately just laughed for five minutes straight. Tears are leaking from mine eyes. My stomach is burning. I actually cannot...

garrettauthor:

narpas:

enchanted-phoenix:

eveninglottie:

skull-bearer:

english-history-trip:

Macbeth:

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I legitimately just laughed for five minutes straight. Tears are leaking from mine eyes. My stomach is burning. I actually cannot stop. 

Oh my gawd, I laughed so hard my face hurts.

@cedrwydden

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TREES LITERALLY ATTACK ISENGARD BECAUSE TOLKIEN WAS SO FUCKING PISSED OFF THAT SHAKESPEARE PROMISED MOVING TREES AND ALL HE GOT WAS DUDES HOLDING BRANCHES

What if Terezi was a Dragon with her head?

daily-terezipyrope:

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~mod silver

leafaske:

xaviermunroe:

leafaske:

It would go about as you’d expect.

But how did he not get killed when he got rid of the portals?

HE HAD NO LONGFALL BOOTS!

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bonus, for all of you who were worried ❤

scraps-is-busy:

icameheretowinry:

memoriescantwait:

PTSD: doing it rightwould you like some crushing reminders with your fluffy crack? via (amarielah)

Seriously it is perfect. That’s one of the things FMA did better than FMAB. These subtle moments perfectly draw you deeper into the story. Who’s the kid? Why did the cocky Roy hesitate? What does this freaking MEAN? We learn later, but it really draws you into Roy’s backstory from this moment. There’s more to him than he seems. The same holds true with the Elric brothers’ backstory. It’s richer and less thrown in your face. We also get more invested in Trisha early on, which also helps us understand how much her death truly impacted Ed and Al and why they so wanted to bring her back. Sorry to rant ^_^

@rosexknight

xenosaurus:

pokemon theory of the day: the reason some pokemon evolve only when traded is that, in the wild, those pokemon don’t evolve until they’ve left the pack they were born into to start families of their own, so if they’re still with their original trainer, their biology says “oh there’s my parent, must not be out on my own yet, haunter is fine for now”

rosexknight:

tjwock:

bunjywunjy:

mudwerks:

(via Cedar Tree after a storm in Central Kansas yesterday : pics)

we are NOT. supposed to be looking at this.

Something got out of that graveyard

Which one of you let Hexus escape this time?

darthvcder:

“kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-” are none of yall going to acknowledge the shit we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the fucking duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn.

let he who is without sin throw the first stone

This is carmelldansen erasure