rwngo:

SOME MESSIN AROUND minor tweaks n all that

plus i couldn’t help but draw. her in ikra’s look like wtf

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: We were solving a case of missing kids and came a cross some black magic. We chased down a centipede that we though would run to hags to give them information. So happens that the groups assassin kills the centipede by cutting it in half with her dagger. Soon it transforms to a dead body of a 2-year old kid that had been missing. 

Barbarian: “What do we tell the parents?”

Assassin: “I don’t know. It’s not my fault.”

Cleric: “Oh my god, we killed a child! We must tell the parents.”

Barbarian: “We can’t! We were supposed to help!”

Druid: “We can just bury the child and say we didn’t find him.“ 

Group end up staring the dead kid for a while until the barbarian realizes something.

Barbarian: “Couldn’t you bring people back from the dead?”

Cleric: “Oh! Oh! I can bring him back! I can revivify him!”

So we saved the child and never mentioned this incident to his parents. We just “found” the kid.

my-hand-in-your-pocket:

YALL.

CALL YOUR REPS!

https://twitter.com/TheBoneHeadClan/status/940369097052827654

beliefpioneer:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

women love it when you replace every board of a ship with a new board, raising philosophical questions about whether it remains the same ship

@scotcharoos

clock-heart:

commish for shioisms

scotchtapeofficial:

tilthat:

TIL WWII soldiers and their sweethearts would sometimes use acronyms written the on the back of the envelope to convey messages to each other. Some examples include I.T.A.L.Y. (I Trust And Love You), C.H.I.P. (Come Home I’m Pregnant), and E.G.Y.P.T. (Eagerly Groping Your Pretty Tits).

via ift.tt

shitty millennial acronyms: “lmao wtf wrud!!”

superior ww2 acronyms:

unfuckthereallife:

bizarrodf:

our-happygirl500-fan:

questbedhead:

Justin: This is my character Taako and he’s a fucking idiot

Griffin: Hmmmm no, actually, he’s an incredibly competent wizard who was top in his class at magic NASA, so jot that down

Justin: K, so in his backstory Taako accidentally killed 40 people through his carelessness- 

Griffin: well, ACTUALLY, it turns out Taako was innocent all along! it was really his assistant who killed all those people because he was jealous of Taako, so, like, jot that down 

Justin: Okay, well before that Taako spent his childhood alone on the road, and he’s kinda paranoid cause he’s never had anyone to watch his back-

Griffin: BUT ACTUALLY HE HAD A SIBLING THAT LOVES HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING AND HAS BEEN WATCHING OVER HIM THE WHOLE ADVENTURE AND DESPERATELY TRYING TO REACH OUT TO HIM SO J O T  T H A T  D O W N

#Justin: so here’s my wizard he’s Awful#Griffin: excuse you taako has done nothing wrong ever in his life and i love him

Griffin’s real ass real world father: This is my character Merle and he’s a deadbeat dad who screws up pretty much constantly

Griffin, the son of this person: Hell yeah he is

#travis: heres magnus i love him also hes me #griffin: cool describe his death

midtown120blues:

masakit:

gurlukovich:

destroyjohnlock:

spin:

spin:

You’re scrolling through your dash, one of your popular mutuals made a textpost. ‘Give me kins reccs,’ it says. You reply in hopes of impressing them, they ignore your contribution. You refresh your dash. New textpost. ‘I’m Mikan from Danganronpa now. No fakes.’ You take a deep breath, that’s one of your unlisted IDs. You ponder if you should drop her or not.. Just then, you get an ask, it’s from your QPP. It reads: ‘Hey Justin is kin with Mikan now and doesn’t like fakes so i have to block you, sorry!’ You try to tell them you’re dropping Mikan, but it’s too late, they already put you on their BYF as their abuser. You cry.

you weren’t meant to relate to this

The funniest part of this is that OP is kin with pewdiepie

This is fucking awesome