Is it? Is it, Griffin, is it REALlow? Is it almost like some fuckingLICHESofour imaginationSUCKED my hit points away from me, a WIZARD? Is that what may account for the LOWNESS? It’s like, so CRAZYlow,HUH?
it’s a shame that batman and spider-man are from different publishers cause they’d make the perfect duo like they’re basically exact opposites of each other in everything but moral code.
Things in they have in common: Dead guardians motivating a career in crime fighting, dressed up like an animal, developed their own suit and gadgets, very protective of their secret identity, moral code against killing. Both protected New York City at one point.
Things they’re complete opposites on: Batman’s a multi-billionaire while Spidey’s very poor. Batman is motivated by a war against crime itself, while Spidey’s motivated by personal responsibility. Batman is at least twice Spidey’s age. Batman is humorless and grim, while Spidey’s a bright-colored joke cracking clown.
It’d be an amazing team up.
I can imagine their first meeting going something like this:
Spidey: Wow, you’re really athletic for someone wearing a two-tonne body armor under an adult Halloween costume. Batman: I developed my suit from nano-carbon and a polymer I can’t disclose the name of. It only weighs 7.52 kilograms. I trained for years to be able to move this efficiently in armor. Spidey: Impressive. I sew my suit from pieces of old nightgowns I found in a thrift store. They set me back a couple bucks, but it was worth it. I just started a few months ago! Batman: … . Let’s keep talking, kid.
Make it happen, DC & Marvel. You can set it in an alternate universe separate from the main continuity of both of your universes. It’d be a huge hit.
Just going to leave this here.
You’re looking for Flash. Not quite the same, but very similar dynamic.
I did my laundry today and as I wanted to get my tide pods i saw that one of them burst and everything was slippery. So I did the first thing my hobbit brain thought of: cleaning the rest with water
The only thing is that tide pods, of course, disintegrate when they come in contact with water so I ended up wasting five tide pods because apparently I’m a dumb piece of shit
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
