not to be too millennial but

celarose:

celanon:

realtimgunn:

no money

no house

just avocado

rootbeergoddess:

weavemama:

ya’ll this cool new site lets you know if a certain movie or TV show has any affiliation with anyone who was accused of sexual assault. this is important for those of us who are passionate about not supporting work that associates itself with sexual abusers, for the sake of the victims.

This is fantastic and everyone should use it

slimetony:

slimetony:

Roy more eat shit bitch

Really sad place we’re at where “only slightly less than half of alambamians would vote for a pedophile” is the best news of the day

scotchtapeofficial:

the bar was really low, but im so pleasantly surprised alabama didn’t vote a pedo creep into senate just for the republican seat

skrillexsonnyjohnmoore:
“This is hilarious.
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skrillexsonnyjohnmoore:

This is hilarious.

gremlesbian:

i made more

thebibliosphere:

chocolate-mintdromeda:

thebibliosphere:

I booked myself in for a massage tomorrow with my physio lady cause my jaw and neck are all locked up from the dentist today and it makes you fill out a little questionnaire to better tell your PT what kind of treatment you need. except when I was filling it in I’d just taken a bunch of pain killers and words were hard but then I logged back in to make sure I’d actually booked it and

Reason for your visit?

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What kind(s) of pain are you experiencing?

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Special Requests

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I shouldn’t be laughing, I feel awful, but I’m just imagining you addressing a person this way.

Don’t feel too bad, my physio lady was pissing herself laughing when I showed up. Everytime she tried to pull up my profile to talk about the appointment she’d devolve into hearty chuckling while apologizing continually for laughing at my expense.

And for anyone wondering she was able to ease a considerable amount of the pain. Even while occasionally breaking out into bouts of barely suppressed giggling.

cena316aa:

HE FUCKING!!!!!

homestuckbloodswaps:
“Happy 800 followers! Here is a cute gif i made to celebrate! if you want to suggest any other gifs like this one feel free. :3
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homestuckbloodswaps:

Happy 800 followers! Here is a cute gif i made to celebrate! if you want to suggest any other gifs like this one feel free. :3