perks-of-being-dysfunctional:

mike wheeler season 1: me??? like eleven??? ew gross i don’t like girls

mike wheeler season 2: It Has Been 353 Days Since I Last Saw Eleven, My One True Love

showerthoughtsofficial:

It’s socially acceptable to cough and sneeze, but not to fart despite the fact that coughing and sneezing can spread infection, but farting cannot.

zoobus:

zoobus:

No rudeness intended but when I see you guys respond to thecybersmith with essays explaining why he’s wrong, you’re really coming across like the straight man in a Ken M post

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WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!
Anonymous

shouutotodoroki:

lynchbrothers:

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r-rebecca, it’s not what you think!

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I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH

sindri42:

url-greytea:

ofools:

Mads Mikkelsen and Hideo Kojima are two different aliens who don’t know the other is an alien, simultaneously trying to understand how humans work from each other

“You look good in your outfit today.”

“Thanks the flesh is my own.”

“[hideo on twitter later] I have noticed Mads has wonderful skin, do you agree?”

Norman Reedus is a human who is unaware that either of them is not human. Guillermo del Toro is the only one involved who knows the truth and he can’t wait to see what happens next.

New fursona! Her name is kane. Like me, shes the trash queen.

New fursona! Her name is kane. Like me, shes the trash queen.

nocturnalmelody:
“ They seized the opportunity, and slam dunked it so fucking hard
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nocturnalmelody:

They seized the opportunity, and slam dunked it so fucking hard