Silver Tongue

them: you know, it’s hard to date you, because you’re always taking and captioning brooding pictures of your chicken
me:

tricksywizard:

In Flight Meal
Link lives by the old Klingon proverb that revenge is a dish best served airborne.
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tammycat:

god leonardo dicaprio was such a huge meme for years for never winning an oscar and the instant he did in february 2016 all mention of him literally Vanished. aside from this very post i’m typing right now i don’t believe i’ve seen his name on tumblr in over two years.

incorrectlozbotwquotes:

“If I had a bow, with two arrows, and I was in a room with Ganon, Kohga, and Link, I would shoot Link twice.”

— Revali

itty-bitty-obessesions:

I’ll stop queuing this when it stops making me laugh every time I see it….

stole a crumb from a ant that would have been great to his colony and it means nothing to me i throw it away

marshals-to-dictators:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

whoever said poetry sucks clearly hasn’t read this