ja-khajay:

ja-khajay:

I know I probably shouldn’t bc it’s laughing at homophobes but god. str*ght people arguing over who’s gay in MGS is still the funniest fucking thing

yourplayersaidwhat:

Paladin: Where the fuck am I?  (She fell into a cavern of some sort)

DM: Roll perception…

Paladin: *rolls nat 1*

DM: You have no clue.

Paladin: Where the fuck is everyone else?

DM: Um…perception.

Paladin: *rolls 2*

DM: You have no fucking clue.

itsame-hannie:

Here’s a grainy picture of an opossum eating a breakfast burrito in a kiddie pool in my backyard.

island-delver-go:

A friend of mine just shared this on facebook and I’m losing my mind

scraps-is-busy:

@silver-tongues-blog

i will duct tape your asscheeks together

uncle-fucky:

derpy-cupcake:

Did you bitches know I’ve got a brother? @uncle-fucky and I are your new uncles and you don’t have a choice.

A good O’ Couple of brothers lmaoO

wait does this mean derpy is our father

my-lady-no-further:

zonerbonerz:

zonerbonerz:

I was looking at the IMDb page for Trolls 2 and I am fucking howling over the pictures they chose to use for the boys

y’all I’m crying. Travis is visible in every picture except his own. Each one is a progressively shittier screenshot from the show. Griffin isn’t even in his

 IMDb what the fuck

For an imdb profile, it’s paid for/updated by the manager or person themselves its of, which means they chose these pictures.

i swear, the mcelroys are trickster fae

snapsparkwoosh:

Havoc: Are the Elrics awake yet?

Riza: It’s still nap time, but they’ll be awake soon?

Havoc: And where’s the Colonel?

Riza: I said it’s still nap time.

mossworm:

Playing video game with a child protagonist as a child: it me

Playing video game with a child protagonist as an adult: I am your legal guardian and if anything happens to you it will hurt my heart in real life