Silver Tongue

classicmeevs:

chloeniccole:

classicmeevs:

next time you’re taking a multiple choice test just circle one. The subconscious mind can calculate hitting a 90 mph baseball with a piece of wood and my conscious mind thinks the moon is hollow theory

what about if it’s a test about an aluminum bat meevs

how about we hit with the moon with an aluminum bat and see if it doesnt ring like a fucking bell

soupery:
“redraw!
(kofi/patreon)
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textsfromsuperheroes:
“Texts From Superheroes
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textsfromsuperheroes:

Texts From Superheroes

wtfzeus:

thebuttkingpost:

Greek mythology: aren’t the god great they only sexually harassed my wife and turned one of my children into a stag beetle this week

Norse mythology: dînghïr œne nüt got his name when he killed a lizard the size of every mountain in the world without Odin’s permission so Odin thought it would be funny to punish him by making him fart so hard one of his nuts flew off

Do you ever wonder… why the hell we all like this stuff so much? Like, given that it’s usually so just… completely fucking bonkers? 

whitepeopletwitter:
“Is it possible to give a driver more than 5 stars?
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whitepeopletwitter:

Is it possible to give a driver more than 5 stars?

whitepeopletwitter:
“Mind blown!
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whitepeopletwitter:

Mind blown!

arcadiamancer:

sunsetender:

luvfrog:

luvfrog:

dare i say? slimes are the frogs of minecraft

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……….. :/  the results dont lie

consider:

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love me a good slog

@filibusterfrog