next time you’re taking a multiple choice test just circle one. The subconscious mind can calculate hitting a 90 mph baseball with a piece of wood and my conscious mind thinks the moon is hollow theory
what about if it’s a test about an aluminum bat meevs
how about we hit with the moon with an aluminum bat and see if it doesnt ring like a fucking bell
Greek mythology: aren’t the god great they only sexually harassed my wife and turned one of my children into a stag beetle this week
Norse mythology: dînghïr œne nüt got his name when he killed a lizard the size of every mountain in the world without Odin’s permission so Odin thought it would be funny to punish him by making him fart so hard one of his nuts flew off
Do you ever wonder… why the hell we all like this stuff so much? Like, given that it’s usually so just… completely fucking bonkers?
