Silver Tongue

charlesoberonn:

All Might in BNHA is a good subversion of the “never meet your heroes” trope.

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Because yeah, he is different and flawed compared to his public image that Deku grew to love and adore. But the core of his personality is real and honest, and Deku’s appreciation of him only grew as he knew the real All Might/Toshinori behind the smile.

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Which is why seeing Deku’s room still adorned with All Might posters and toys after he already got to know the real All Might is so emotionally impactful, to me at least.

gudroo:

jonbutter:

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ITS BEEN 20 years since the release of One Week by Barenaked Ladies

ITS BEEN

ONE WEEK since the 20 year anniversary of One Week by Barenaked Ladies

just-shower-thoughts:

If you watch Jaws backwards it’s about a shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach.

Ace pride, yo

rowantheexplorer:

gorgonsach:

justgfy:

gorgonsach:

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Unions are trash. Theyll Destroy a whole company for firing a shitty worker.

unions are the reason you aren’t paid 2.50 an hour with steel beams about to bust ya head open shut up lol

Unions are why you have 5 day, 40 hour full-time work weeks. Unions are why they have to pay you in actual dollars instead of “company credits” that you can only spend at the company-owned stores. Unions are why there are fucking fire exits at your place of work. Unions are why it’s not okay for your supermarket ground beef to be any percentage human.

You think your company pays you out of the goodness of their hearts? Or even out of “market pressure?” The “job market” is a myth perpetuated by the capitalists. Corporations would pay you nothing if they could get away with it. And you argue “oh, but if they paid me nothing I’d just go to another one.” Wrong. Because to maximize profits, they all want to pay you nothing. Corporations exist to maximize profits while reducing risk for investors. It’s part of their entire function to find ways to cut costs as much as possible, and that includes finding ways to pay you nothing.

Unions are your defense against that. You think all a union does is strike? If you pay union dues, a lot of that is spent on lobbyists in various governments reminding your lawmakers that you have rights as a living human being that a corporation should not be able to stomp all over. Unions hire lawyers so that if you’re fired for bullshit reasons, the union can stand up for you against your boss. They’re called unions because workers are uniting to pool resources so that they can stand up to these corporate overlords with more money than God. Unions exist because you might not have the words, resources, or time to fight workplace injustices all by yourself. That’s the whole fucking point.

And if a business shuts down because a union is striking, it’s because the business was abusing people and didn’t deserve to be in business anyway. Don’t make excuses for the corporations. They already have trillions of dollars and a couple million lawyers to do that for themselves. They don’t need your help.

libertarirynn:

adayunwired:

forestwildflower:

naturallycurlycoco:

localstarboy:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m mad he really tried to hop across and go get it

Mag flies out

Pants fall down

Lmao

That there was the longest, hardest string of critical 1 rolls I’ve ever seen occur in real lifes

I’m cackling

onion-souls:

obligatory-pseudonym:

bobavader:

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

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May I introduce you to Eros (codename Starfox), who is literally Thanos’ brother and his actual super power is ‘Fuck Magic’

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midnightfunk:

bestnatesmithever:

king-emare:

emotions-are-dangerous:

sandandglass:

President Obama tries to get a driver’s license

this is funny

his face in the last one 😭😭😭

I don’t care about your political beliefs, but just compare Obama’s sense of humor to Trump’s fat shaming and jokes about disabled people and goddamn I miss Obama.

Sigh…