trilllizard666:

sheenahernandez:

This guys intelligence is supposed to be at 9.

Intelligence does not tie into the Speech skill, that’s tied into Charisma, which is at a slightly above average 6 out of 10

ntbx:

diosa-flower:

Wow a beautiful man …

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

snakegay:

its been a year and a half since death stranding’s announcement and we still technically have no definitive evidence that its actually a game

hyperlesbiandrifter:

me when i play Minecraft L.O.L

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

i think its really cute how theres a term for furries who are new to the community like? baby fur?? thats super cute holy shit

oh

oh no

poplitealqueen:

glitchedpuppet:

a comic about critique based on a tweet

I swear, the amount of fanfic reviewers that need this drilled into their heads…

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: half of our campaign start out already knowing each other and as a group, decide to go inside the tavern in a town we basically got teleported to. This is us entering the tavern.

Persephone the bard, OOC: I kick the door open

DM: ok, so-

Persephone: no wait, I turn the knob enough to crack the door and THEN I kick the door in!

DM: o-ok. So the door opens ever so slightly with a loud and attention grabbing cream before you kick the door in. Everyone is staring at you.

Persephone: now that’s how you make an entrance!

DM, to me a rogue: ok so what’s your move?

Me: I want to stealthily sneak inside through the window.

DM: roll stealth

Me, a disaster: *rolls a 2*

DM, after everyone collectively facepalms: so you open the window and it makes the loudest creaking noise ever. Everyone is now paying attention to you as you cartoonishly tiptoe through the window and duck behind a table, still visible to pretty much everyone in the bar!

DM, @our Elf wizard, Blanc: now, how do you get in the tavern?

Blanc, amazed at our extraness: I…I just walk in?????

maximumpenetration:

neilnevins:

neilnevins:

She’s comin round the mountain

No no no you’re supposed to say “who” and then I go “it’s not a who. It’s a when.” And then you reblog it and say “when” and I say

WHEN SHE COMES

but we can’t go back from this no this is the point of no return, I’m afraid. Shut the post down, boys. Shut the whole thing DOWN.

There’ll be more work for ya next year. Maybe. This project just didn’t meet our lofty expectations. Best y’all head home now

another so-called tech startup down the drain

jiluan:

bobthebobking:

zootopia pro-life comic and elf practice battle to the death for last meme of 2017

you guys act like were not gunna create and destroy like 10 more memes in the next 3 weeks