alastyearonearth:

what i say: I’m fine

what i’m thinking: Griffin McElroy writing an entire backstory on the invention of the elevator into the events of the Adventure Zone solely to spite listeners who told him he couldn’t put elevators into his dnd campaign is the modern day equivalent of CS Lewis making the lamppost a center element of his Narnia series just so he could piss off JRR Tolkien who said that no good fantasy book would have a lamppost in it

lychdraws:

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essiecatter:

would you believe me if i told you this was from an actual wikipedia article on clowns

danxiously:

her

thevoidfish:

jewishbradbradson:

fantasysamsclub:

karfuckingstrider:

Barry J Bluejeans is a lich necromancer, capable of casting the paladin/cleric spell Command, who is fluent in thieves cant and identifies as a fighter when his memory is wiped. 

Barold what the absolute fuck

Barry J Bluejeans, on top of all of this, is also an item artificer (just like everyone else on the Starblaster), a bond and interplanar scientist, and plays the fucking piano, so at any point in time this motherfucker could class as a bard if he really wanted to.

What is Barry?

He had a 100 years to learn everything he could and by God he did

they told you Barry was a nerd but you guys didn’t listen

barold is 100% multiclassing

iancsamson:

So long, Bowser.

incendavery:

incendavery:

reversible sequin pillow

bonus

friendlycoolguy:

ive been thinking about this for months and i had to get it off my chest so i opened uop photoshop and put this togehter

deepfriedfuckpotato:

prosthetical:

finndeservesbetter:

If non black people want to damage the fuck out of their hair that’s fine, whatever, but don’t be calling the moldy ass shit you get as a result dreadlocks, dreads, or locs, because I promise you they aren’t.

Sincerely, someone who actually knows what the fuck they talking about.

Feel free to reblog if you aren’t black and against cultural appropriation

Seriously. White “dreadlocks” are literally just unwashed, matted, damaged hair. Knock it off, fellow white people jfc.

And miss me with that “but the vikings/irish had dreadlocks!!!” shit, because it’s not fucking true. Vikings and Celts were clean as fuck and commonly had intricately braided hair. Not nasty-ass matted “dreadlocks”.