Silver Tongue
snailfeet:
“sunday
”

snailfeet:

sunday

isabellesutra:

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

I will be participating on a guacamole contest tomorrow at work. My objective is not to win, but to make every single one of the judges cry.

I will add every single chili I am able to find at the store, all of them.

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All the chilis I could find at the store… i wonder if it will be enough :P

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Ready for the judges!!

So updates after the contest! I didn’t win.

This guacamole had the talent that when you take the first bite of your chip it isnt that spicy, but after a few seconds the feeling starts to spread. The judges bravely took a bite and were all happy and as I walked away from the table they started to gasp when the full force of the 6 different types of chili hit them at once.

People were free to taste it afterwards and every face of first surprise and then pain filled my heart with happiness.

I have never seen so much people enjoy suffering tho, because they finished everything so fast I even got time to make a second batch before the winners were announced.

Overall this was great and I had lots of fun making others suffer :D

this? innocent sadism. i aspire to be like this

gs-ball:

I can appreciate that Meltan showed up via Ditto at the end of Chikorita community day bc now with hindsight I realize I took part in the discovery a new mythical Pokémon in real time like an actual trainer or Pokémon researcher would have ;__; like sorry but that’s so amazing for me

Does anyone else restart their daydreams multiple times and it’s the same story that you just keep improving and I’m proving but there’s fixed points you always have to keep in there

coriumvulpes:

Can Jack Skellington Piss?

he can eat and drink so i would assume yes

scraps-is-busy:

scraps-is-busy:

These are good enough. I can make video reviews with only two-three images, right?

Edit: Added an angry Expression. 

Added excitement last night.

sushinfood:

thisismyspotkatr:

You guys don’t understand how long I’ve wanted to make this

I’m toph now apparently.

young-replica:
“???????
”

zerotounfinity:

when a bard uses vicious mockery what they say comes out sounding incomprehensibly bass boosted and that’s how it causes physical damage

yahoberries:

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somebody i can kiss

why not just stick pool noodles on the horns?