I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped
Hideo Kojima Is In Love With Mads Mikkelsen was a funny joke at first but now i’m like 89% sure that at this point it’s just the entirely serious truth
I was doing some random shit and then i had the most shocking thought The 4 Beta kids The 4 Alpha kids The 2 Hiveswap kids (and 2 Trolls) Together they make a complete aspect weel (Lets be honest this is something the creators/Hussie would do)
We obviously know the aspects of the 8 Homestuck kids And due to the extended zodiac we now know the aspects of Dammek and Xefros We are left with 2 kids: Joey and Jude, and two aspects: Doom and Mind
It would make sense that Jude is Mind-Bound, since the values logic, he over thinks things, and and he was shown as a person who is always preparing for anything and everything, just like a mind player would do. AND it would make sense that Joey is Doom-Bound, because from extended zodiac we have learnt that doom players are “fate’s chosen sufferers” (her dad doesn’t want to see her, her mom is dead, Jude isn’t the best brother, her babysitter gets drunk a lot, they have usually almost no food in the house, and just more shit that really is not good), and due to that they have “great wisdom and empathy”, and that at their best they are “wise, kind, and non-judgmental” (lets ignore that it also says “The Doom-bound won’t fix you; they aren’t healers” for now, it might not mean it literally, or maybe there are exceptions). It also makes sense, that Jude would be a Derse dreamer, and that Joey would be a Prospit dreamer due to their respective personalities.
So this way we have the 12 kids with different aspects There are 6 Prospit and 6 Derse dreamers
I guess if you really wanted to you could assign each one a different troll blood colour that would work with their character (i ain’t doing that, i’m too lazy, but in my opinion Joey would be a Jade-blood 100% due to her motherly nature)
AND THEN THE CLASSES I think they are also possible to find out We already know the classes of the 8 kids The classes that are left are: Mage, Bard, Sylph, and Thief (i always thought that Xefros might be the Page of Rage, but its impossible if this theory is correct, because Jake is the Page of Hope)
Now i don’t have that many solid evidence or proof for them, and we still dont know that well about the classes, but i feel that its fair to consider this: Joey is gonna be the Sylph of Doom, since she wants to heal animals by being a veterinarian (also she is the only girl left, and Sylph is supposedly a mainly Female class) Xefros might be the Thief of Rage, trying to steal rage from other people to calm people down, and to fuel his own personality change Dammek is the Bard of Blood, due to him apparently being an important leader type person (Tetrarch) in the rebellion. Obviously a lot of socialization had to be made, that later destroys the people he is talking to, because he destroys their trust and their bonds with other people and also Dammek destroying his own relationships for example the moirallegiance with Xefros in order to make new bonds and relationships and Jude could be the Mage of Mind, because he could use his knowledge to show Dammek the ways of earth, and also its the only Class left
Sooooo yeah thats pretty much all of my thoughts. I hope it is logical, and if it isn’t please tell me (or if someone made this theory before me which they probably have, but i just wanna see it since i haven’t a theory like this before)
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
