Silver Tongue
brandonlarish:
“point of seer
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brandonlarish:

point of seer

pembrokewkorgi:

robinmichelleblake:

astrodidact:

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There is a Trump tweet for everything.

Trump’s right, that’s why we need a new President. :3

barefoothippyinatree:
“ officialloislane:
“Are y'all SEEING this!
”
Just to clarify! Because most news articles wernt specific!
It was the record for the 10 and under 100 yard butterfly!
And HE BEAT THE RECORD BY MORE THAN A SECOND!
HE ALSO GOT FIRST...

barefoothippyinatree:

officialloislane:

Are y'all SEEING this!

Just to clarify! Because most news articles wernt specific!

It was the record for the 10 and under 100 yard butterfly!

And HE BEAT THE RECORD BY MORE THAN A SECOND!

HE ALSO GOT FIRST IN ALL OF HIS RACES AT THAT MEET!

AND HE IS DREAMING OF BEING IN THE 2024 OR 2028 OLYMPICS!

I’M SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS KID DESTROY EVERY SWIM RECORD ANYONE HAS EVER SET!

backtothefuture1988:
“  Back to the Future Co-Creator Bob Gale Explains How Marty and Doc Became Friends  “Is it ever explained why Marty hangs out with Doc Brown?“ Many people weighed in with theories. Good theories. Then someone with inside info...

backtothefuture1988:

Back to the Future Co-Creator Bob Gale Explains How Marty and Doc Became Friends

“Is it ever explained why Marty hangs out with Doc Brown?“ Many people weighed in with theories. Good theories. Then someone with inside info chimed in — Back to the Future co-creator Bob Gale!

Okay, from the horse’s mouth (yes, I’m the horse — er, co-writer, co-creator): We never explained it in the movie. But the history of the characters that Bob Zemeckis and I created is this…

For years, Marty was told that Doc Brown was dangerous, a crackpot, a lunatic. So, being a red-blooded American teenage boy, age 13 or 14, he decided to find out just why this guy was so dangerous. Marty snuck into Doc’s lab, and was fascinated by all the cool stuff that was there. when Doc found him there, he was delighted to find that Marty thought he was cool and accepted him for what he was. Both of them were the black sheep in their respective environments. Doc gave Marty a part-time job to help with experiments, tend to the lab, tend to the dog, etc.

And that’s the origin of their relationship.
— Bob Gale

amandafelloffthebus:

memes-r-memes:

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Why did I fully have to look at this for half an hour to work out what the fuck was going on

only real math dumbasses will understand this right away and that’s me babey

katzedecimal:

fantasiawandering:

laughlikesomethingbroken:

digitaldiscipline:

midnightmindcave:

bold-sartorial-statement:

systlin:

beautifultoastdream:

thatlittleegyptologist:

rudjedet:

thoodleoo:

quousque:

thoodleoo:

i hate when people in movies/tv are reading ancient languages and they translate everything really smoothly and poetically, as if when people who study ancient languages aren’t consulting three different commentaries and sobbing profusely when we read

ok so like…. it says

“come you all into the deepest cavern, or maybe that’s fireplace, depends on usage, and having come may you give your…. treasures? Skin? Pants? I don’t know, something…. to the….. about-to-be-adored guy, that one who…. okay, he either causes earthquakes or sleeps a lot, I think this might be an idiom….”

“ok, sorry that took so long and i hate to disappoint but i’m still not entirely sure what it means, like, it could be something about a religious ceremony or it could be a dick joke. leaning towards dick joke, might be both. knowing the ancients, probably both. this could very well be an ancient dick temple and we should probably leave.”

Funnest part is when you get shit like this:

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Why yes that is a text comprised of almost exclusively crocodile hieroglyphs.

We also can’t get a coherent translation because the grammar makes absolutely no sense. Participles and Participial statements all the way. Sobek who is Crocodile of Crocodopolis who advances the Crocodile for the Crocodiles….

The crocodile hieroglyph is also used to write sovereign and an adjective meaning power…so the text is suuuuuuuper confusing.

I can’t help but wonder if the crocodile hieroglyph text (which I never knew about, that is AMAZING) is the ancient equivalent of a sestina or another complex poem form. With the crocodile symbol meaning so many different things, and the result being so difficult to translate, it might make more sense as a poem or some other stylistically rigid text.

Either that, or it was the Egyptian equivalent of a student being made to write lines on the chalkboard.

I will not take the name of Lord Sobek in vain

I will not take the name of Lord Sobek in vain

I will not take the name of Lord Sobek in vain

I will not…“Shakes out chiseling hand” Take the name of Lord Sobek in vain….

Looks like an ancient shitpost to me.

mai nayme is hep
and wen i wryt
upon the wal
so smooth and wite
i bless the kynnge
commend his akh
but then get tyred
and carve the croc

It’s the equivalent of “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”

this is making me think of that story that was written in order to explain why simplifying Chinese characters to one character per syllable is a really bad idea

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Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek  Sobek Sobek

Hathor, Hathor

Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek

Hathor, Hathor

Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek

Hathor, Hathor

Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek  Sobek Sobek

Ahh Set! Ahh Set!

Set! It’s Set! Ooooo, it’s a Set!

Did you just

bawwksee:

Why did you pick your URL?

roomnumber203:

lauralot89:

Because I remember disinformation being spread around the last election and I’m sure Russia will bring it back:

  • YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE.
  • YOU CAN’T VOTE FROM YOUR PHONE.
  • IN MANY STATES THERE ARE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR BALLOT.
  • DO NOT WEAR CAMPAIGN GEAR TO THE POLLS.
  • DO NOT TRY TO PERSUADE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE AT THE POLLS.
  • DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AT THE POLLS.
  • NO ELECTION IS EVER A SURE THING, EVEN IF YOU’RE IN THE BLUEST OR REDDEST OF STATES.  IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT, THEY ARE EITHER IGNORANT OR MALICIOUS.
  • VOTE.

IMPORTANT

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ voltronwiki:
“reblog if u would pet him
”
I will pet this Good Spooky Boy
”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

voltronwiki:

reblog if u would pet him

I will pet this Good Spooky Boy