Silver Tongue

hailtothepumpkinqueen:

Had a dream I was playing an indie game about a 1950’s housewife trying to kill her abusive husband.

The objective of the game was to kill him without A) alerting the husband or B) getting caught by your busybody neighbor.

The first level was that you had to slip poison into his food or drink, since that was subtle and easy enough. But I think as the levels progressed, the murder attempts got more…gruesome and difficult to hide. I remember using garden sheers at one point.

And the game had a 1950s advert style to it, kind of how Bendy and the Ink Machine is stylized

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^ kind of like that

Anyway I’m calling it Desperate Housewife and if anyone wants to actually make that game gimme some credit lmao

kyonko802:

bitchtitsincorporated:

kyonko802:

“Think of the children!” Cries the moron that also posts such riveting content as “ew hets are gross”.

Think of the children! they scream as they quietly ignore article

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after article

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after article

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after article

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relating Mario characters to sexual images and actively sexualizing them.

Ya know what this is a damn fine addition to this post, thank you. Not only did they ignore the articles, but they were part of spreading them too. I guess the children only matter when it involves a sexy lady, otherwise it’s okay with them!

memyozha:
“Perfect (green) sun girl, love her

memyozha:

Perfect (green) sun girl, love her <3

bullit-1987:
“A recent hailstorm in Fort Collins, Colorado wreaked havoc as seen in this unbelievable photo of a baseball-sized hailstone crashing into the sunroof of a car. The shattered tempered glass was kept in place by the laminate and the...

bullit-1987:

A recent hailstorm in Fort Collins, Colorado wreaked havoc as seen in this unbelievable photo of a baseball-sized hailstone crashing into the sunroof of a car. The shattered tempered glass was kept in place by the laminate and the sunroof now looks like a giant drip.

acstlu:
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objection, its staying within the mario fandom. Its more of the current iteration of shygirl masks

acstlu:

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objection, its staying within the mario fandom. Its more of the current iteration of shygirl masks

raven-the-redhead:

courtney-p-22:

claw-animalae:

Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess I’ll kill myself.

Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30’s and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: There’s bleach under the sink–

Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steve’s art rants in the 30’s, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: –And a rope in the supply closet if you want options.

Rest of the Avengers: ?????!!!!!!!?????

Shuri, also a gen z kid: don’t be a coward, jump out the window. Have some style would you

Vision, the human internet who knows what Gen Z humor is: do a flip

adurot:
“ holivi-art:
““Oh, birdie!””
Is this from when she first developed a taste for them?
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adurot:

holivi-art:

“Oh, birdie!”

Is this from when she first developed a taste for them?

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c9x13nczstyj:
“so i cannot reblog this since i commented on her familys child slave once after she made me mad with some bullshit post about greek culture but i just wanted to say this is me when i accidently sniff bleach
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c9x13nczstyj:

so i cannot reblog this since i commented on her familys child slave once after she made me mad with some bullshit post about greek culture but i just wanted to say this is me when i accidently sniff bleach

backstagestitches:

nottmythical:

gazoinks:

scientificphilosopher:

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

Philosophy: Solved

I’ve never laughed so hard 

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