twixie-answers-mod:

tenderstatue:

republicanidiots:

animesocialistparty:

Capitalists will have children go without food before they give up even the tiniest part of their wealth.

I’ve actually asked Republicans why they’re against feeding children.  They believe the kids are hungry because their parents aren’t working hard enough.  Republicans think people will work harder if their children are hungry.  In other words, they believe it’s okay to TORTURE CHILDREN to get their parents to do what they want. 

re-reblogging because THAT’S SOME SOCIOPATHIC SHIT

Yeah, because our payroll system totally pays more for working harder instead of for the amount of time you put in. :T

I’ve known people who work two jobs and still struggle to keep a roof over their heads.

duskwitch:

berserkblossom:

Kaminari has no fear

The Bakugo Tolerance Scale.

floralmarsupial:

im already there my friend

dannyaviclan:

uh, you cant sit with us

actually MEGAN i cant sit anywhere. i have

temptation-revelation:

dio-brando-did-nothing-wrong:

no amount of technological advancement or hot new game engines will ever capture the expression of polygon solid snake from the original psx mgs

Naked Snake might be Big Boss, But solid Snake is Big Mood. 

fivenightsatfreddysfanfiction:

hdawg1995:

zombbean:

@fivenightsatfreddysfanfiction

Awwww this is so cute!!

banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2:

actually! i disagree! because that’s just outward appearances—while derse dreamers seem imposing & riddled with unknowable agony (strilondes) they’re far more open once you get to know them. prospit dreamers, on the other hand, seem well adjusted and happy but once you get down to it, they have seen some *heavy* shit and don’t fully open up about said traumas, if ever (jade, john, kanaya, vriska, terezi).

don’t judge a book (or a mythic moon dream world) by its glittery exterior!

prospit: seemingly nice vacation place but plagued with political conflict as the citizens desperately find anything to distract from the impending doom they see in the clouds.

Derse: seedy underbelly full of corruption but values favours more than status. if you can get an agent to owe you something you are pretty much set.

clientsfromhell:

Client: I have no power in my office. What do I do?

Me: Well, they cleaned the carpets last night. Maybe they tripped the breaker. Let me go look.

I go and discover the breaker was indeed tripped. I reset it.

Me: OK. Try now.

Client: Nope. Nothing is working still. 

Me: Weird. Let me take a look.

Sure enough, nothing will turn on. 

Me: Hmm. Maybe the surge protector got turned off or something.

Client: That’s probably what it is. I unplugged everything when I discovered there was no power. Do I need to plug everything back in?

shephardlovesyou:

kirbins:

shephardlovesyou:

kirbins:

shephardlovesyou:

kirbins:

shephardlovesyou:

kirbins:

shephardlovesyou:

kirbins:

shephardlovesyou:

She’s on first.

who?

Yes, she’s on first.

Who is on first?

Yes. Correct. She is on first.

She is?

Who is on first.

exactly, who is on first?

Yes, Who is on first!

Well why are you asking me?????