Silver Tongue

newsflash asshole, we’ve been horny for bowser the entire goddamn time

phruxx:
“wake up sheeple
”

phruxx:

wake up sheeple

warandpeas:
“Near Death Experience
”
tastefullyoffensive:
“by Rustled Jimmies
”
Riza: What are you drawing?
Roy: A map.
Riza: A map? That looks like a pair of eyes.
Roy: Well, specifically, it's a map of your eyes because I keep finding myself getting lost in them.

wakraya:

I am not sorry. (Click for Full Res)

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

you know what would be sweet. if i had big ol wings with fluffy feathers. yeah that would literally improve every aspect of my life.

swoop swoop motherfucker ive got wings i dont have to care about tax evasion

land dwelling folk: oh sheesh the government is at it again

me, some dude with wings: have u considered aerial living bc it means 0 taxes or laws

*shakes fist at sky*

SKY CRIIIIIIIIIIME

officialpigeon:

“Money can’t make you happy”

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

chefpyro:

Bowsette is a beautiful transwoman and I support her