newsflash asshole, we’ve been horny for bowser the entire goddamn time
Riza: What are you drawing?
Roy: A map.
Riza: A map? That looks like a pair of eyes.
Roy: Well, specifically, it's a map of your eyes because I keep finding myself getting lost in them.
you know what would be sweet. if i had big ol wings with fluffy feathers. yeah that would literally improve every aspect of my life.
swoop swoop motherfucker ive got wings i dont have to care about tax evasion
land dwelling folk: oh sheesh the government is at it again
me, some dude with wings: have u considered aerial living bc it means 0 taxes or laws
*shakes fist at sky*
SKY CRIIIIIIIIIIME
