okay but imagine seeing Three Whole Girl Toys and suddenly your Dumbass Incel switch is flipped and activates your “sjw alex jones propaganda conspiracy cuck” protocols
Transgender transformers are already here, where have you been, numbnuts?
GIVE US ADORABLE TRANSFORMERS IN HIJABS!
The funniest part is that the three Transformers they are losing their shit over are Elita One, Moonracer and Firestar
WHO DEBUTED IN THE ORIGINAL 80′s CARTOON OVER THREE DECADES AGO
Fake Geek Boys getting all offended and pissy and acting like this is SUCH A BETRAYAL of the Transformers universe…when the characters these toys are of were literally in the second season of the cartoon show that ALL FUTURE TRANSFORMERS MEDIA CAME FROM. Elita One and co have been around almost as long as Optimus Prime and Megatron but these buffoons want to act like it’s some Shocking New Thing
At long last, The Chosen One has been discovered. Working as a cashier. With no interest in doing anything even slightly more difficult.
yeah because there is nothing more difficult than retail
tbh anyone who works/has worked retail would see the chance to go around saving the world in ways that could potentially kill them as a welcome vacation
“Does the position of Chosen One offer health benefits of any kind?”
“Well, our ragtag gang of world-saving underdogs has a doctor on-team.”
“Do I have to pay her out of pocket, is what I’m asking.”
“Gosh no! She’s an idealist, you don’t pay her at all!”
“Oh! That’s nice. But then I guess there’s no paycheck.”
“I mean, the secret cabal that dispenses our orders does make sure we have enough money to feed ourselves and keep a roof over our secret lair and such.”
“Hourly?”
“Hourly what?”
“Like have you guys ever had to punch a time clock?”
“We once had to dismantle a sinister time-freezing device in the shape of a clock….otherwise no.”
“Sold. Off we go.”
“do i have to be nice to people who are yelling at me?”
“we’re the good guys, you can’t kill random civilians just because they’re mean!”
“kill?? no, i mean, can i tell them off.”
“well, sure, of course.”
*rips name tag off shirt and tosses it over shoulder* “i’m your huckleberry.”
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
