Awful Fantasy’s Awfulest Tweets of 2015
OMG
THAT LAST ONE
fuck congratulating weight loss
fuck celebrating smaller bodies while simultaneously tearing down fatter ones
fuck diet culture
fuck our obsession with making ourselves smaller
don’t come to me with that
how your character looks in the character creator vs. how your character looks when you finally get to a cutscene
Having to deal with flat-Earthers is the price we pay as a society for having cut down on globes in classrooms.
Them: It's a thrilling political drama!
Me: Maybe--
Them: --IN SPACE!
Me: YEAH!
Them: It's a tense military story.
Me: Well, I don't--
Them: --IN SPACE!
Me: HELL YEAH!
Them: It's a lecture on the history of milk pasteurization.
Me: Now you're not even try--
Them: --IN SPACE!
Me: HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!
