bloodgulchalpha:

Red vs Blue Things:

              ↳ Moments: “Alright. Class is in session.”

julmdama:

yeeeem:

retail is hell because it’s “the customer is always right” and the games industry is hell because it’s “the customer is always wrong”

Work at game stop to die instantly

dr-n-tropy:

ga1ahad:

you. awe. vawid.

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banishedquasiroyal:
“Your name is BQUEUE [REDACTED] and boy do you love avoiding water like the plague!
”

banishedquasiroyal:

Your name is BQUEUE [REDACTED] and boy do you love avoiding water like the plague!

note-a-bear:

iron-sunrise:

burgundybralette:

kylemclachlan:

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

Performance of that era

Harold Perrinneau is the only person to ever play Mercutio like, truly, its amazing

Look at Harold perrineau, inventing Shakespearean acting. Amazing.

ahylle:

Bonus:

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24hp:
“ dennys:
“ Hiya tumblr, it’s me, Dennywise. Would you like your pancake back?
Take it.
”
dennys i am going to drive directly to your restaurant and kill you with my bare hands
”

24hp:

dennys:

Hiya tumblr, it’s me, Dennywise. Would you like your pancake back?

Take it.

dennys i am going to drive directly to your restaurant and kill you with my bare hands

lizardsister:

people always talk about how trans people are such a small part of the population but like listen my dudes i guarantee you if the subject of gender was actually properly taught and talked about, if there wasn’t such a massive taboo behind the entire subject, there would be so many more people IDing as different forms of trans and there would be so many less confused and sad people out there

i spent so much of my life going “god i wish i was a girl” never knowing it was an option to just Be A Girl and i know there’s SO many people out there experiencing the same thing

ahsadler:

thecybersmith:

pidgeolt:

thecybersmith:

raptorific:

gentlemanstallion:

raptorific:

Hello dearest perverts! Please welcome our guest cartoonist today, Razorfucker McGee, here to explain whatever the fuck this fetish is!

I want Silk Hydro to grind my dick clean off my body with her razor face and leave me with a perfectly smooth crotch region

Before you speak -
T.H.I.N.K.

T - is it true?
H - is it helpful?
I - is it inspiring?
N - is it necessary?
K - is it kind?

Why do people assume that it’s a fetish?

they fucking gave the razor anthropomorphic boobs, human pet guy 

They needed people to know which razor was for men and which one was for women.

Hair doesn’t have a gender, human pet guy