handshake
this glitch is making every funny post 10x funnier bc it looks like the text equivalent of when someone just stares at you silently after you make a joke
is marty the lich?
when we last saw martin mertins in the flesh, he accepted to become a cosmic being by the comets and was transported to a higher plane of existence, right? But, what if thats not the full story. We know golb sent at least one of the comments so whats to say he didnt send all of them?
My theory is that purple comet sent marty to golb whose breath corrupted him and turned him into the lich and sent him back to earth during evergreens time.
this is the most depressing video game easter egg of all time
https://www.houstonpress.com/arts/the-spider-man-proposal-easter-egg-has-a-darker-side-10842784
“Even the proposal which he thought was the save all of our relationship was never the way I would have like to be proposed to. I never liked video games, but I sat through them because I loved him. Our relationship turned into a mother and son relationship where I had to remind him about things, I had to deal with his financial mistakes, his violent outbursts etc. We never did things normal couples would do like go out, dance, parties, sit under the stars.
I told him in July that he had a month to change my mind and it didn’t happen, so I broke up with him. I have big prospects in life and I am a highly motivated individual, but it was extremely challenging to have to be someone else’s motivation to simply get out of bed or get off of his video games. As far as his half-brother goes, Tyler had asked him to check in on me and ask me how I was doing after I broke up with him, so of course we got close. And our relationship just built from there. I did not leave Tyler for his half-brother and I have never been unfaithful to Tyler.””
