infinityonthot:
fangoddess817:
endreams-s:
writing-prompt-s:
A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
id watch a film about a mystery writer dating a serial killer and using her gfs victims as inspiration for her stories
corndog-patrol:
mic should by all means have a permanent eyebrow wrinkle
you know whats wild? i didnt realize that was him in the first panel because he wasnt making the face
you should do a monstery take on 2d from gorillaz if ur familiar with him
pendragonqueen09:
jagarsjora:
grumpyoldgermanwoman:
incurablenecromantic:
“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.
This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it
Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t the individual of the same gender you’ve been secretly in love with for more than a decade
Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t an elderly dog
bold of you to assume your enemy isnt a former lover turned elderly dog via lychanthropy
banishedquasiroyal:
derse: what, trauma? yeah i’ve got that *proceeds to prove why their trauma was the Worst*
prospit: oh i feel really bad for whoever is traumatized!!! :( *is repressing years of memories that only resurface after one weirdly specific event happens*
where do derspit fall under?
