jwblogofrandomness:

blogthegreatrouge:

ltackosparklesx:

glittermacaron:

cc-the-pathetic-nobody:

frisk-the-wandering-soul:

I’ll take the red pill

I’ll take… green. I really don’t need any of the others…

All of them

RED!!!

I love me some cash, but I’d love to have the red one; I can fix any mistake anytime

It be a tough choice between green and blue, buuuuuuuuuuut, I’d go with green.

take the red pill and then manipulate time travel to win the lottery to make the green pill useless. the yellow pill would be useless unless it comes with the ablity to withstand massive amounts of pressure. the blue pill is just fucking useless because eternal youth would fucking suck

wildstar25:

Aesthete’s route word is aesthetic so.. 

ai-firestarter:

yulinkuang:

coffeeandpaper:

is-sni-ovg:

i have been writing for too long

I’ve been up for too long I didn’t realize what was wrong with this.

AU where Romeo and Juliet are a bickering writing duo and William Shakespeare is their debut play they’re trying to put on after college. Forsooth, hijinks ensue.

Hamlet is their emo friend who keeps complaining about his stepdad. Othello is their friend who got married too young and had their friend group’s first ugly divorce over supposed infidelity. Macbeth is their politician friend whose ambitious girlfriend pushed him to cheat at a student union election, despite the fact that nobody actually noticed or cared. William Shakespeare is a parody of writers who use their friends as material for amped-up melodramas, and they colloquially refer to their play as Mmm Whatcha Say because their protagonist is obsessed with killing off all his characters.

les8ean:

i cant finish this

@kilalabunnies

chess-and-snickers:

ficinferno:

True friendship is when you see kinky porn and think “oh hey my friend would love this.”

@essynkardi @dualitat

yourplayersaidwhat:

Cleric: Fuck it. I suplex the bear.

DM: You wh–

Cleric: I SUPLEX THE BEAR.

ryu1964:

golfgalaxy:

gutflora:

why

shut up

@scraps-is-busy

kugel-and-kombucha:

lastoneout:

tonidorsay:

ealperin:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD.

Oh thank heavens someone decent reblogged this…

I feel like this is also why playing video games like Pokemon taught me to be a fast reader. I was impatient so I set the text speed to high and just went with it. It freaking works.