Silver Tongue

“how old are you?”
“It’s a secret :3”
“aiight so either 12 or 40 got it”

Oh my days

not to be banksy but I just watched the guy in front of me in class spend the entire hour on his laptop reading “27 memes only terrible people will laugh at” on a skeevy meme aggregation website, with adblock off, while taking pictures of the screen with his phone

troll-call-updates:

hey about Zebede
I get why people characterize him as the soft sweet bee boy BUT
Two of his facts are about how he sub(tweets)chirps people if they don’t visit him because he “lives too far away”

he’s petty as shit

“Those who matter will take the time out of their day to show you matter to them smh”

He’s the one who starts shit in the most PASSIVE AGRESSIVE way possible

He stirs the tea and KEEPS RECIPTS
I’m just sayin

There’s a lot of salt in that mindhoney 😒🤔

3 hours is far away!?

secretstabby:

The things I do in my spare time.

What black metal lyrics are written as: The wintery plains lie untouched. I ride on my elements towards the stars unseen. A quest for knowledge in the astral luminous.

What black metal lyrics end up sounding like: EAHH BUHGGGGH FLRIRDSSHOO AASHHHHHHHS DOIRRHHHHA EEEEHAFJHG RAAHH HGOIYTTTT. FKJAKJFA, FAHIIIII, DAHHDFUUU. KNORRIINGNN, AFLLAHEHHH.

jake-richmond:

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