showerthoughtsofficial:

Seals are like mermaids for dogs

hapusheen:

Yeh hiveswap stuff

acoolguy:

what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

Open Rp

You fool I am the Doggg of the Snow, I can CRONCH u and ur friend with my Snow Teeth

You

Fool

I have crawled into my Box of Power™, only a fish with extreme power can challenge me, come back when you are powerful enough to challenge my strength

I AT T A CK

We must be quick!!!

What a happy ending

sarcasmprodigy:

Who could forget Rose? 

bpd-disaster:

remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

showerthoughtsofficial:

If companies actually hired millennials to explain what millennials think and help market to them, they probably wouldn’t be “ruining” so many industries

baby boomers are just pissed that we arent the mindless consumers they wanted us to be and now theyre acting like we’re the problem when theyre the ones who ruined the economy, job market, housing market and higher education.

imlovedavestrider:

my entire dash is extended zodiac

im seeing the same post every other post

lime karkat rules all

everyone is declaring their new zodiac sign

not even the non-homestuck stuff i follow is appearing

homestucks taken over once again

there is no escape

tsukidoesthething:

Okay Loki the space floozy but also consider as related alternative:

*crash lands into Jeff Goldbloom’s palace*

*sexy pose*

Yes it did hurt when I fell from heaven. I am in need of medical attention.