Pictured: godless heathens excommunicated from the extended zodiac.
i prefer to think that the extended zodiac is only a 12th of all the symbols because it doesnt take class into consideration.
here’s a reminder that at age 16 I took an intercultural studies class and we had a really Bad project where we had to ~study another culture~™ and interview someone, and straight ppl were allowed to study gays and transes, so I studied heterosexual cis men and read 5 scholarly books on how heterosexuality has been constructed and its political effects on the military, immigration policy, and neuroscience, + 2 nonfiction memoirs abt gays in the 40s that had stuff abt ‘trade’ and those concepts changing, and then i put together this paper abt how straight boys have a vague culture based on the negation of homosexuality and a constructed het past and interviewed a straight boy who thought he was cool and down and who I never spoke to again, and I would like to emphasize that the prof Hated me but I fulfilled all the requirements of the project and got a 4.0 in the class
i never understood the pain of a homestuck-dominated tumblr but now i am crippled by fear at the sheer extent of how much i dont know what the fuck is going on
The Homestucks arise again and a new generation of tumblr users learn the true meaning of fear.
Oh sweet summer child, this is but a faint murmur of Homestuck nonsense. A sparse, spare dusting of hemospectrum zodiac bullshit. A fragile echo of fantrolls and children in grey bodypaint.
Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.
This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this
it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this
local asshole tries to look badass unsuccessfully while getting fucked up by wind
Looks like LV
Theyre cosplaying as AR
Praying Mantis: *catches a fly with its arms and eats it*
Humans: What a fierce predator, a cold heartless creature that have evolved to kill.
Big fucking whale: *Opens its massive gape and inhales literally thousands of animals in a single gulp, filtering them through its hairy gums and kills them all*
Humans: A harmless peaceful giant
the chemical mentioned in the article… like only if you ate 100kg of mac and cheese in one sitting… that’s how much it’d take to be toxic.
well i know what the fuck and how the fuck much im doing for dinner today
