yourplayersaidwhat:

DM (describing an attractive half-elf NPC): She looks like she has more elf in her than human.

Elf Ranger: She’s going to have a lot of elf in her later. 

tessathcmpscn:

A raccoon, a tree and a disney princess

whitepeopletwitter:

I’ve got bad news…

charlesoberonn:

cloverdotjpg:

dykevicomte:

viewmonster:

letpapersleep:

nauticallesbian:

snakegay:

vermimorph:

gaelic-galpal-rosalina:

sockpatrol:

midclown120boos:

sophistdefunk:

strongbadgmail:

bishonenknife:

sympolite:

hornyonmainstreet:

moonlight-murakumo:

yanosblack:

hotboyproblems:

gucciballs:

2jams:

official-medjed:

3d-gyaru:

questionablegoat:

clinically-weird:

youdidntseeanytin:

professional-bathroom-singer:

mrcuddelyhydralisk:

squided:

breadoslicks:

numberonephantompizza1:

dsmaster7173:

q–cool:

candi-mocha:

candi-mocha:

son-of-joy:

sovietsofficial:

friend-san:

ness-paula:

tumblingoverstars:

casuallysippingajuicebox:

fvace:

pupsnout:

robloxgf:

the-real-ted-cruz:

lesbianpoodles:

babadoussy:

black-dragonize:

meropischao:

lawoftalos:

mobliz:

heyeayeayea:

repaying:

whereshadowsmakeshadows:

ssjgssjgoku:

izurp:

pecancat:

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izurp:

pecancat:

staff:

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   Just added “Likes”: an easy way  their p sts.

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clenemtine:

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minoji: 

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An ode to the 

• ultimate blogging
  

this gave me an aneurysm

what the fuck

How did this even fucking happen

This happens through advanced programming that allows posts visible only by your Third Eye

Wtf happened to this post

the ultimate blogging

thatneoncrisis:

thatneoncrisis:

God I wanna design something like tarot cards but like. Not tarot cards

God you’re so smart

the scratch is the draw four wild card.

pencil-rebagels:

kitanoko:

vengeancelatte:

i couldnt get this idea out of my head oops

LMAOOOO I M FCKING LAUGHING SO HARD WORTT

hustlerose:

twitter: wow this website is terrible! in the new update all the videos autoplay now :( this is an inconvenience to me. oh wait i can turn this off actually its fine. still gonna complain about it though 

tumblr: i wonder what this month’s outrageous mistake will be. ah yes, an ocean of blank comments. just another day on the social media platform that is programmed by howler monkeys 

thoodleoo:

there are a lot of things in this world that are cursed but the fact that the tvtropes page for tsundere quotes an ancient latin poem by catullus may be one of the most cursed things i’ve seen